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That bit with the dude hitting on the interview made me feel like I needed to take 10 showers.
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Oh fuck she’s a state senator now @5:53
RAGA, DAGA, MAGA, KAGA. I have summoned American politics with these dread words and names. It may not seem like much, but that's because their horror is beyond our comprehension.
I live for John’s Dutch accent
Wow that Ken Paxton aged well
What on earth is a 1000 dollar pen?
6:09 Every time that I think I’ve seen everything, some American does something so ludicrous that tops it. I then continue to hear a voice say Aaamericans in my head and continue my day. I feel like this is a shared experience for anyone living not in the US and watching shows like this 😂
Ah, its wonderful being from Indiana right now. Why the hell does a state that NEVER attracts any attention, other than for being Letterman's home state.... Well, now its mayor pete, the crazy AG elvis impersonator, for fucks sake pence....ugh. Indiana is going to be kicked out of the union, no succession, just kicked out. Like a little island of the most rejected state ever, who, after being replaced by Puerto Rico (so no one had to change the flag), had a huge border wall build along the Illinois, Michigan, Kentucky, and Ohio borders so that none of those Hoosiers could ever establish such horror and disgust from the 50 states again.
In December of 2020.... it’s weird to hear about Paxton’s lawsuits from 5 years ago
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*FAKE NEWS!* Ken Paxton never _"stole"_ a "thousand dollar pen", he FOUND a Meisterstück Solitaire Blue Hour LeGrand Rollerball by MonteBlanc. Sensational left-wing loonies love to fabricate stories and slander honest, hard working God-fearing patriots... Give me a break, THE DAMN PEN RETAILS FOR $12.55 and every single one of us has knowingly or unknowing lifted a pen before!
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The lady that wasn't going to show us her penis won...
Anyone else back here after pen thief Ken Paxton graduated to trying to help Drumpf steal the 2020 election? Took me a bit to remember where I had heard his name prior to that.
NO RACHEL RAY? thumbs down.
5:55 John prine rolls over in his grave every time this abomination is played.
Now the Texas AG is suing the election; John Oliver did it 2 years ahead of our time.
The pluralization of those words has come up about twenty five times after I watched this.
15:47 H is what they call B in german lol
Okay I agree bagpipes and the accordion are awful together especially when covering a terrible song but don't diss Pop-Tarts and fish. That's actually really good.
Im from tennessee. Gender is a required check box for voter registration. It only has 2 options, Male or Female. Im a straight male, but gender has nothing to do with sex. It seems to me that the people in charge are living in the fucking 1900s still. a lot of change needs to happen. Thank you John for showing me (not only in this video, but many others) how fucked our officials are in a Country that “does not discriminate based on race, religion, sex”.
JOKES ON YOU JOHN, I ACTUALLY LIKE THE SOUNDS OF ALL THE FUCKING INSTRUMENTS YOU PUT AT THE END But also who gives a shit it's 2020 and I'm french
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"I'm a pistol-packin' mamma and my husband sues Obama" = I hate my children.
Not to be that guy, but if it’s attorneys general, wouldn’t it be AsG
Where THE FUCK IS RACHEL RAY
I live in Indiana he still is the attorney general
Wow, Ken Paxton looks like he's semi brain damaged.
Corruption has become our governmental system. Both parties ultimately serve the same masters. They get money form the same companies for the most part.
Gotta say, penis pen show steal continuum is going to make its way into my daily vocabulary from now on. Amazing.
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I tried to cover my ears and then realized I had head phones on so it got louder.
Wish you all a very Happy Diwali Guys: May there be no shortage of in your life and may you be showered with riches my dear friends :).
The more I watch these videos, the more I think the U.S. is beyond redemption. The corruption and level of stupid just seems to be insurmountable to even contemplate attempting to fix.
This year my AG vote went to the person who lost :( I did not want Bob Ferguson again.
Its a weird ad but Dana Nessel won and has been a great AG in Michigan!
4:19 - Can we get an short animated film about Raga and Daga?
Legend has it the audience is still waiting for Rachel Ray
Stolen
Notice how Paxton, when he spews his "bathroom scare" fearmongering nonsense, he does not address it to potential WOMEN using those women's locker rooms or women's public restrooms. He directly addresses all the other MEN, asking them to imagine a fictional "trans-for-a-day" skirt-wearing hetero cis man walking into THEIR DAUGHTERS' locker rooms. So he isn't even concerned about women being potentially harassed. He scares other Republican men with the idea of some male pervent using the teenage male fantasy of walking into the girls' locker room and coveting their male property, I mean, their daughters.
that noise just made my brain hurt
America would be better off if it had a less corrupt government
Joke’s on John, that chaotic sound at the end pleases my ADHD brain
John, did you say 100 billion? 🤔
man these episodes were way less bleak before the pandemic
"The band's in E-minor and you're in H" is one of the all-time great jokes in this show IMO
Breonna Taylor had an attorneys general that failed her, the people of Kentucky, and her entire community. Rest In Power.
Ken Paxton - the lost brother of Václav Klaus.
When Rutledge first came on screen, I thought she was the pistol packin' mama from earlier
In 2020 I saw those empty seats and immediately thought of social distancing, but then remembered that this was in 2018 and thought “that’s big sad.”
Nice earrape at the end
So an entire song about a Psychopathic woman and her brain dead husband...
Well I don't trust the candidate that doesn't have a penis not to show off her manhole and twin-towers.
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The subconscious then begins to naturally subconsciously systematically coincide with the mind-body souls spirit mother Earth and all the various different forms of life that live within this world and the most efficient way that is humanly possible. Thus yielding the best spiritual kickback for one's efforts accomplishments experiences. You might want to take these points to heart Considering the simple logic if life is not free, why the hell would death be any cheaper? It's not the question the common, basic, average, normal man or woman may be able to wonder is what is the spiritual cost to one's own soul and spirit for freely living dying off having only used the smallest percentage of a fraction of the true potential they are first born with. Not to add insult to injury for the last hundred and 50 years or so the mass majority of the population has been living and dying yielding the worst spiritual kickback that has ever been manifested since the beginning of life only getting worse. And that has nothing to do with everybodys so-called charming personality and everything to do with the standards of quality pertaining to our air, water, foods, landscapes, working/living environment, every day home products, habitats, and ecosystems. Which is ignorant beyond retarded (no offense to any disabled people.) When you consider for the last 490 years Give or take we have had the manpower woman influence or vice versa to have created clean high paying jobs from coast-to-coast globally that would improve upon and maintain the quality of our life in such a manner. That the mass majority of the population from coast-to-coast globally would naturally, gradually, and systematically start becoming stronger, smarter, healthier, happier, better off physically, mentally, and financially possibly spiritually then the previous generation. Now I would like to resurrect the wish and prayer I made prior to my 8th birthday which was to be held spiritually accountable to the statements I proclaim to the way I'm living personally and professionally. I guarantee you never see or hear another body, man or woman in power, persons of legal, religious authority, or leaders ever freely validate the statements they proclaim with that level of certainty one reason they don't have the best interest of the majority of the population's needs at heart a another reason could be they cum from a bloodline of cowards or simply have a lifestyle that suggests, confirms, and validates them as being feebleminded physically inadequate submissive subservient which it doesn't get any worse than that. One is genetically inherited and the other is a simple generic learned behavior. Quite possible to be a combination of these worst-case scenarios nonetheless either way it is physically, mentally, and spiritually useless to freely live and die in such a low quality manner. Especially if that ignorant stupidity, weak, lonely desperation stems from being soft, lazy, out of shape, over fed, undernourished, overworked, and underpaid with a dirty low-paying job that comes from outdated power sources, inferior materials, poisonous, toxic substances, pesticides, and chemicals that never change their killing composition. Which means simpletons whether it is a solid, liquid, or burnt off into our airways atmosphere as a vapor it is always going to be poisonous, debilitating, and deadly to the body at the same time polluting, corrupting, and devastating to mother Earth and all the various different forms of life that live within this world. There is no cash profit to be made in the demise of the planet. Thanks to those dirty low-paying jobs we are in the mist of environmental financial global collapse. The good news souls and spirits have paid out are picking up the tab on the end results of those dirty low-paying jobs. The even better news that the common, basic, average, normal man woman may be able to comprehend his souls and spirits have been are being managed, directed, maintained, and implemented with all the disease, sickness, illness, pain, suffering, injury, abuse, neglect, hunger, addiction, sadness, anger, and hyper- aggressive violence. That has been allowed to occur manifesting throughout the history of mankind into what it is today thanks to people like Donald Trump who have the false belief if the mass majority of the population is at their worst they will feel less afraid inferior to the true potentials of love, honor, and the creation of life. Here's the deal you're either part of the world solutions or exacerbating the planets problems there is no safe in between. Either way no matter how you look at it each and every moment of every life has been spiritually accounted for. S.R.F.
It’s been 700 days and I’m still waiting for Rachel Ray
dont try me
None of this would happen to this extent if they had to do a written exam to elect them instead of this election nonsense, if they had to study for it only serious people would present themselves
Kamala Harris used to be CA's AG (she went to the U.S. Senate from there!). Many elected state AG's use the position as a launching pad to their state's governorship, U.S. Senator, etc. It is NOT an insignificant position.
Oliver : Don't watch me anymore Me : proceed to unsubscribe Why you booing me? I'm right
I live in TX I love the state and even the people but politics are terrible.
16:11 wasn't expecting my vagina to zip itself closed during quarantine, but this part did the trick. Yikes.
You are a pistol packing nut bag. Christ. How do you unsee and unhear this drivel?
I was just waiting for Rachel Ray the whole time 🤷🏼♂️
Sounds a lot like johnny cash actually if he tried
I don’t think I’ve rolled my eyes more than when hearing the list of companies at the raga convention
16:12 I am an awkward high hchool sophomore who plays Dungeons and Dragons weekly and that still makes me cringe
Oh PLEASE - more stories about Raga and Daga! I want a book about folk lore starring Raga and Daga! Does Raga sweep the floor while Daga tries to milk the goose??? Do they get sold to the Sea Witch like their sisters??? What happens next?!?!
John Oliver look like a Milhouse from The Simpsons cross with Gonzo on The Muppets
Brett Kavanaugh demands beer, barrels of beer. Vomits and Enjoys it.
Thinking in general is a really hard thing to do when you're american, this explains the "sorry i have to ask you to do this" attitude of John Oliver in this piece. It's weird for everyone except americans, it makes perfect sense for them.
4:37 this is justice 😆
No Oliver, the drowsy guy at 6:45 is RIGHT!!! Go make a bathroom for transgenders, I don't want a man going to the same dressing room or showers with my daughter.
No, they are a woman.
One would think an A.G. would be a "pay it forward" kind of person. Not a "steal it if is valuable" kind. If one is dishonest for small issues, they are dishonest for big issues. That is if there really was a "pen" incident or if that was just a bit by his opponent. I was kind of expecting a cameo by Rachel Ray.
Hey! "Haven't thought enough about it" is the best friggin' reason to not vote, ever. It's honest and responsible. He STARTED this episode stating how none of these people know who their AG is... so none of you mofos HAVE thought enough about it to warrant casting a f***ing intelligent vote, now have you? Down right reckless to cast a vote for something you know Jack crap about. That's how we end up with marketing determining our leaders instead of actual ability or policy. Do the work, or just leave it blank. I'm not going to lie... I too fail to research everything on the ballot because I have things to do... like comment on JPworlds videos that are probably months old. 😬 but I will NOT cast a vote on what I failed to research because that's just voting for a letter next to a name or a title to a proposition that doesn't represent what it is or the crazy crap they tacked on to that proposition.
Ag of Wyoming
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Where is Waverly and Jimmy Kimmel. Also Jim krazinksjy. I haven't checked yet
Was that state or fed? Both 2x fund
He never got back to me
weird thing, there is an old sonhg called pistol packing mama, but I believe it had different lyrics.
I like theremin!
i like how everyone of directly english decent hates bagpipes, its like a cultural weapon.
Sst
Im straight but gay.
John: pipes accordion and theremin Me: jokes one you I’m into that shit
I swear to God it's so exciting to see in print or hear spoken, "attorneys general." In recognizing the correct plural, you have ever so succinctly invited me to hang onto your every word. Love, love, love.
It is North Dakota. We don't have much but "party hard". "party hard" = acquire incredible drug tolerances.
I like it when John Oliver pretends to be Dutch.
Love show just fast talking is difficult to process
i enjoyed the music
Came for Rachael Ray. was disappointing.
2:27 Yeah but if I'm in a professional setting and someone DOES show me their penis, I'd rather it be a person with a penis. Because if you DON'T have a penis and show me your penis.....😦
IT'S A TRAP
Except John Oliver
this man is a genius!!!!!!!
Oliver, you don't call them A.G.'s but A.'s G. Who is the nerd now huh?
TBH, if I would find a Mont Blanc Meisterstück in a tray, i would take it too
...anyone else think the bagpipes and accordion actually went well together? Like, the bagpipes added spice to the accordion? No? Maybe I *do* have shit taste in music, and stuff after 2013 is actually good.....
I don't know about bagpipes and accordion, but I do know that Irish bagpipes and electric guitars went well together.
I was eating fish and a pop tart when he said that
H is also known as B natural in some other systems, Bach famously would put through many of his pieces B-A-C-H as a melody
Where is my Rachel Ray frittata?!
As a piper myself, that song is terrible, but the accordion went somewhat well with the pipes