John Oliver sets the record straight about some dubious claims he’s made in the past.
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I fucking love this show!!
All the retractions are true
Live audience noises got me spooked.
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When I saw retractions, I said to myself, Oh oh this is not going to be good for the offended people.
please upload high resolution picture of stay up late by brian swords, i'm want to use it as wallpaper for my computer, please please please. I love that painting..
God bless you, John Oliver, sincerely; truthfully, in Jesus Christ's living, holy, sovereign name. All is well, content and full of joy in Christ. We love you. Merry Christmas. I thank God for everyday He gives you. God is love. God bless, save, protect, empower and have mercy upon America, in Jesus Christ's returning, wrathful Judge name. Fear not. Fear God only. Psalm 117 1 O praise the Lord, all ye nations: praise him, all ye people. 2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the Lord endureth for ever. Mark 1:3-4 3 The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight. 4 John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins. John 3:16 Authorized (King James) Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth. 3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth. 4 I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth. 3 John 2-4 Authorized (King James) Version
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2:54 - someone in the audience really felt that
Wrong. You appear in my feed between Pirate Metal music videos and Animaniacs reboot meme videos.
Retracting false information is actually a good idea. This was funnier, but it feels like a missed opporunity
was labor day yesterday
I will never forgive you John. .........
if only u actually apologized from all the lies u really said ...Not by accident you made those comments you simply got called out and everyone knows ur agenda part of the great corp media of the devil.
Very disappointed the bear/salmon story wasn't punctuated by a shot from the Salmon Cannon.
Honestly, it's funnier when there's actual content rather than a string of small gags.
Correction: It was *sixty* pounds of salmon
This might be the most genuine and honest apology video on JPworlds
not interested in the video...I just wanted to test my AV1 playing capabilities
Serious question: has John Oliver ever actually had to make a genuine retraction, or has he ever failed to do so when it was appropriate?
You're keepin it real!
AV1 Beta Launch Playlist
Lol
I am shitting fire
That goldfish is the grim result of the pet industry’s breeding practices. It’s pretty tragic, when you learn the details.
av1
who else hates this prick...
Probly not a great thing to write next to a picture of yourself Bevan . PS Bevan spangenberg is the greatest name ever. Its like your parents just picked letters randomly out of a scrabble box .
Damn, I thought this was about Mick Mulvane
Trains: the bus caterpillars/centipedes.
This was a waste of time Show is good though
*alaska has left the chat*
The boundaries separating moose and man in Alaska are in fact nonexistent. You were completely correct about that one in the first place. I just left a moose-human orgy a few hours ago myself.
Fun fact: moose use those dumbass fish as dildos.
You such and noone like you...
WHATS IN THA BOX?!
This is apparently one of the first .av1 coded videos ever to be uploaded to JPworlds.
This is one of the first AV1 codec videos out there on the internet...peeps, do you feel any difference? The ones with slower internet will definitely feel it.
Hilarious
144p smother but too blur.
I heard this is one of the first videos to be transcoded into AV1 format. I’m excited.
Okay, but you've actually said shit that is just straight up wrong. You could at least actually own it instead of making a joke about propagating falsehood.
I don't know why but John saying the words "That's right you slimy dipshits" always cracks me up :P
I’m a offensive, and I find this fish 🐟
I was actually hoping for real retractions ...
the goldfish in the lower right on the end looks just like my gold fish in the end it had cancer apparently and the swelling on the eyes were just the tumors (as i later learned) but no sad feelings, fish sticks (that was its name) had a great life
POS. When was he ever funny? Going to write another check to Trump for running in 2020?
Fucking puppet, talking head piece of shit. Fuck you.
1:25 Of course not, that's Minnesota.
Forgot the biggest mistake of him being a comedian and this being a legit source of news lol
Barneys penis is green and there is a drawing of it behind him
John Oliver retracts things therefore he is obviously fake news.
There are fish that can remember mazes for months
John, in the case of pacers, your comment about trains might actually be true. But seeing as this only affects an infamous region Oop North, nobody really cares.
Oliver is an utter waste of space. He only works about 4 months a year, the little prick, because he's always "on a break".
Just like Congress xD
"A wasteland devoid of morality where the boundaries between human and moose are blurry at best, and in many cases all-together non-existent"
Thank you for keeping us sane, Jolliver.
correction: trains are the result of the bus centipede gone wrong!
2:15 How are trains buses that "f**k?" or "planes that p**s sitting down?" I don't get the joke.
FOAD you total and complete tool.
Man, I wish Trump did a retractions video.
You’re pretty accurate about Alaska. Love from this sad wasteland!
every single big corporation that has ever been fucked over by John Oliver had so much hope when they saw this video title
retract your entire series on net neutrality
He incorrectly labeled ISIS a net neutrality networking issue when it was a security software issue between Google and the WISPs. Started a movement of people thinking government management over complicated network issues is a better idea than less evasive transparency.
Anyone else here testing out the new AV1 codec? Working great on my 8700K/GTX 1080. Only ~8% CPU usage.
"Trains are buses that fuck" killed me
How did the Salmon Cannon not make an appearance at the end of this video?
Omfg I haven't laughed so hard in a while, sad really. But this was funny af 🤣😂🤣
You’re full of shit. People’s reputation shouldn’t be ruined because of allegations. An allegation is NOT a fact. Which you keep pushing out along with other liberal morons (I don’t subscribe to the conservatives beliefs beforehand anyone starts). Also there is no Muslim hate speech, the hate is from Islam and other religions. I’d say atheists are the most likely to follow a peaceful way of life. You’re not funny .
Sooo, believe everything John Oliver says without a scrap a scrutiny... Right.
Piece of shit. don’t say anything that you don’t know about Brasil. You lost with TRUMP and Brasil will win with BOLSONARO. We don’t need your shit opinion. YOURE FAKE NEWS!
Please do some real retractions.
Last week tonight what the fuck? I’ve waited for over 6 months for you to release those other episodes and you still haven’t released them. I mean come on release them.
why do i always get notifications for videos but when i go to them they are deleted...
Who are the trolls who downvote these things? This show is what keeps me going week after week after week. Especially during this four-year nightmare of a news cycle.
I so disappointed. He has made mistakes and i was hoping he would own up.
Is this filmed at all in front of a studio audience? I'm kind of hoping that it isn't just a laughtrack. :P
Wish Oliver had been around for the Kavanaugh hearings. He'd have ripped it apart! 😂
This guy is a comedian? I find this very boring.
Hi john in s05e23 u said trump was "sort of implying that her parents dont love her" in regards to the tweet about dr ford. but i dont think thats the case at all, hes just trying to downplay dr fords claims.
I'm in Anchorage alaska and he is right
I love that they do this
I was expecting to hear Oliver say that he apologies for saying that Melania loves Trump in the changing bodies gig with a steel worker.
Speaking on behalf of fish... How dare you?! But also? Fair. Very fair.
I'd rather he review actual mistakes he's made first. Most youtubers do that.
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This would be really funny if you ditched the canned laughter. Makes it cheap
I'm still waiting your retractions on Venezuela.
Meanwhile in Australia, fuck yeah.
Alaska became a state in 1959? *REALLY??* I thought Hawaii became a state in 1949, and it's 50th.
Oi, why is the last LWT deep dive that you made available to the rest of the world the Mike Pence one? Come on, that was nearly 6months ago & I bought your bloody book (which is awesome)! I mean, yeah, we can't get HBO & pay your damn fees but we'll all watch the ads, all the way through, even the 30min ones, honest guv!!!! Why are you depriving us of all that John Olivery goodness?
Where's the new episodes?
Thought i was going see retractions on Venezuela, I'm guessing your still a hack and full of shit. Real progressives will never fall in line to your corporate agenda, fake ass nigga...get offended snowflakes i kneel for the national anthem...
John Oliver works for the corrupted Elite, simply watch John Oliver Venezuela debunked and understand the lies John Oliver's putting into your head.
Oliver is a disingenuous piece of shit.
You are the quiet rage of politics and she the joine Oliver of warrior cats
came here for av1 can confirm it is just as good as his jokes
Omg I love him!!!!
Not enough Trump jokes to fill an hour?
Watched it twice now, John. Twice. Do you hear?