Push Notifications: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

2020/01/19
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John Oliver explains what type of news should - and shouldn’t - warrant a push notification.
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  • wow its actually tonight last 48 weeks ago week tonight

    FiNFiN28 日 前
  • The team who did the graphics shoulda had all the phones with decreasing battery values starting at 20%. For maximum annoyance. Oh and only 1 bar because they're using AT&T.

    Ashton HowardAshton Howardヶ月 前
  • please upload high resolution picture of stay up late by brian swords, i'm want to use it as wallpaper for my computer, please please please. I love that painting

    Saniya 666Saniya 666ヶ月 前
  • God bless you, John Oliver, sincerely; truthfully, in Jesus Christ's living, holy, sovereign name. All is well, content and full of joy in Christ. We love you. Merry Christmas. I thank God for everyday He gives you. God is love. God bless, save, protect, empower and have mercy upon America, in Jesus Christ's returning, wrathful Judge name. Fear not. Fear God only. Psalm 117 1 O praise the Lord, all ye nations: praise him, all ye people. 2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the Lord endureth for ever. Mark 1:3-4 3 The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight. 4 John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins. John 3:16 Authorized (King James) Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    Gregory BrumwellGregory Brumwellヶ月 前
  • 2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth. 3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth. 4 I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth. 3 John 2-4 Authorized (King James) Version

    Gregory BrumwellGregory Brumwellヶ月 前
  • jpworlds.info/up/bideo/kJa1gNaAap10r58

    Gregory BrumwellGregory Brumwellヶ月 前
  • I think I just decided if I ever make a web..site, I'm going to name it Charlotte's Web to go along with my Twitter account, Harry-Potter in the Three Chambers of Congress.

    Its Just MeIts Just Meヶ月 前
  • Hmmm. Got a whole studio audience in there to react to a 5 minute piece. That was very enterprising, I wonder where they recruited them? (That was a rhetorical question) (I have to say that watching this 11 months later, during C19-induced isolation, the fake audience responses seem quite normal)

    Christopher BedfordChristopher Bedfordヶ月 前
  • Okay Charlotte

    ZomBabeZoe's ChannelZomBabeZoe's Channelヶ月 前
  • I miss this version of the show. Hopefully it comes back when america has gotten rid of their two huge viruses. ♡

    ninino86ninino86ヶ月 前
  • I fucking love John Oliver.

    J SJ S2 ヶ月 前
  • Don't know what I've just watched😹😹😹 but I've smiled all through and heard only 20% of what he was saying😹😹 just subscribed and someone needs to subscribe to this too😹 @velmahaji

    CW TVCW TV2 ヶ月 前
  • I am watching this from a push notifaction

    Flraven79Flraven792 ヶ月 前
  • I feel so nostalgic! I wonder if this stupid country will ever let people have their lives back. Voting Drumpf out of office was certainly a step in the right direction. But we need to work harder. Sadly because of how Drumpf treated this country, I doubt we'll be seeing large groups in public without concern for a long while. I love you John Oliver! Hopefully COVID or homelessness doesn't take me before I can go back to work, or be happy again.

    Shay SheltonShay Shelton2 ヶ月 前
  • 1:13 John: I'm not a 100,000 year old bird Disney: Casts him as Zazu in The Lion King.

    Isaac BeebyIsaac Beeby2 ヶ月 前
  • "That has ALL THE PROPERTIES of a joke!!" is so funny.

    Joseph CorridonJoseph Corridon2 ヶ月 前
  • Some promising results in lab mice mean human life extension might become accessible within a single non-extended lifetime. You can't be sure until it happens, but if there are ever going to be immortal humans, we can no longer be certain it won't be us.

    DiabloMineroDiabloMinero2 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver is the Best ! If everyone was listening to him, we would be a smarter country.

    zippyzippy2 ヶ月 前
  • Hearing the audience laugh seems strange now.

    Eric WeltyEric Welty2 ヶ月 前
    • Right, it's amazing how quickly we adapt to things and how weird the former can seem. I honestly don't miss the audience, his sarcasm game has gotten stronger

      KatGatesKatGatesヶ月 前
  • Did anybody else think that “can the milkman save the climate?” thing was a reference to Sen. Ed Markey from MA

    Aarush BanerjeeAarush Banerjee2 ヶ月 前
  • The fact that he says Mom instead of Mum is slightly destabilizing to hear from an English person

    Addi KayAddi Kay2 ヶ月 前
  • sometimes I answer the phone "Hello this is me, and I'm listening."

    leonhart423leonhart4233 ヶ月 前
  • John, lied to me, mommy did die John 😭

    michale andmoremichale andmore3 ヶ月 前
  • dude's on a fuckin roll here

    elchapeauelchapeau3 ヶ月 前
  • Shreks lover has a name you beast! Fiona!

    CritCrit4 ヶ月 前
  • How to cancel push notifications?Do I change the settings in my phone?(if they exist)

    Karrie PapaKarrie Papa4 ヶ月 前
  • I can't relate.I turned them off long time ago and I had no problem whatsoever

    Learn.RealTurkishLearn.RealTurkish4 ヶ月 前
  • "Push Notifications" are bullshit. Just another seizure-inducing, stomach-wrenching piece of the soul being chipped off by this terrible PR culture.

    Joesph YoungJoesph Young4 ヶ月 前
  • Charlotte lowkey kinda cute tho.

    Sanctify SuccubiSanctify Succubi4 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver: Mommy is gonna die kids. *22* *year* *old* *me* : 😞😢😢

    Geeta GautamGeeta Gautam4 ヶ月 前
  • For the first and only time in history, John Oliver tells a joke. Huh. Edit: he actually told two!

    Jason AlbertJason Albert4 ヶ月 前
  • having the audience reaction is so weird

    Sober NotionsSober Notions4 ヶ月 前
  • 1% concerns, I get it now.

    FltchrFltchr4 ヶ月 前
  • The laughs sound so off putting now.

    Mr. TrentMr. Trent4 ヶ月 前
  • My dad died when I was 10 so that last joke is very funny

    Ty WheezyTy Wheezy4 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver we lost mate.. :'( *LIVERPOOL FOR EVER!*

    Abdullah Malla OthmanAbdullah Malla Othman4 ヶ月 前
  • they can only send you push notifications if you use their shitty apps

    SemSem5 ヶ月 前
  • The poor kid was eaten by a prehistoric bird? What a tragedy. I feel bad for the parents.

    Robert ForsterRobert Forster5 ヶ月 前
  • Your push notifications are being delivered via AT&T if you hadnt noticed.

    Skinnypete07Skinnypete075 ヶ月 前
  • #savethechildren

    lostc0zlostc0z5 ヶ月 前
  • How are alcohol delivery companies allowed to send me - an alcoholic - push notifications at 5 PM every single day reminding me to stock up on red wine and vodka margarita mix? Imagine if tobacco companies could do that! (And yes, my life has become a very boring movie called 'Leaving Lock-down Vegas'...)

    Glenn DaveyGlenn Davey5 ヶ月 前
  • 0:24 Says: “Television’s Dr. Frasier Crane”. Shows: Radio’s Dr. Frasier Crane

    ArkhamInmateE32bArkhamInmateE32b5 ヶ月 前
  • If you support the president of trump, you must not miss it, show your pride and support! waresoftheworld.com/

    Jams JonJams Jon5 ヶ月 前
  • 2:34 missed the joke to write "Shrex"

    wojtekpolskawojtekpolska5 ヶ月 前
    • wojtekpolska That Just sounds like a green dinosaur voiced by Mike Myers

      DrewSavoDrewSavo5 ヶ月 前
  • As I’m watching this, I get 5 push notifications at once 😂 perfect timing

    Caroline CookeCaroline Cooke5 ヶ月 前
  • I love this show and I love John Oliver :D

    mythirdchannelmythirdchannel5 ヶ月 前
  • "Just joking! Mommy is gonna live forever!" Heh, jokes on the kid.

    Edward MorrisonEdward Morrison5 ヶ月 前
  • News outlet send Push Notifications? Huh... learn something knew everyday

    Firedeath25Firedeath256 ヶ月 前
  • I got 3 push alerts watching this video 😂 I didn’t need to see Amy of them right now

    Michael L. Capers Sr.Michael L. Capers Sr.6 ヶ月 前
  • Is John Oliver the greatest man alive or what?

    Rohan KarkraRohan Karkra6 ヶ月 前
  • No website should be asking to send any notification. It's stupid.

    The Annoyed Mr FloydThe Annoyed Mr Floyd6 ヶ月 前
  • lol in that right moment whenn he said there is nothing worse than a phonecall i got a phone call - coincident ? i dont think so xD

    kappeler50kappeler506 ヶ月 前
  • Blah blah who cares... good bye

    Ju GaJu Ga6 ヶ月 前
  • Hmmmmm....

    TheHighNoonSaloonTheHighNoonSaloon6 ヶ月 前
  • I know it's a joke, I know I'm taking it too seriously, but if you're wondering HOW to answer "Mama, you're never going to die, right?" the general consensus is to say you will, you don't think soon, reassure them they'll be taken care of by an adult you trust, and you'll always love them, no matter where you are, even Beyond. You know, the truth.

    TriflesTrifles6 ヶ月 前
  • Remember when push notifications were the thing we were worried about?

    Ahanu CoageAhanu Coage6 ヶ月 前
    • Trump saying “something” probably incoherent and that being on the news and getting a push notification “get with the times man”

      Will KimballWill Kimball3 ヶ月 前
  • I've actually asked my mom that question before 5yr old Me: Mom will you live forever? Mom: No, everyone dies at some point. Hit my 5 yr old self pretty hard XD

    Gintoki SakataGintoki Sakata6 ヶ月 前
  • Honestly I would love to be updated on all archeological findings lol

    Drew FUDrew FU6 ヶ月 前
  • Came back to just hear a crowd in the background, hope there will be one again...

    Xx_NoSimping_xXXx_NoSimping_xX6 ヶ月 前
  • It's so weird now to hear laughs after every line.

    jayoungrjayoungr7 ヶ月 前
    • I was just about to say that. He's better without an audience 😂

      Angry SantaAngry Santa7 ヶ月 前
  • Have you considered that the 'giant bird' part might be subliminal messaging for 'that's what the dinosaurs that survived the asteroid evolved into and the religion being pushed upon you guiding you into believing you, or any of us, are in any way "chosen" or "special" or "better than anyone else" is absolute horseshite, and all the tithing in the world will never change that fact'...? Just a thought. I mean, in that respect, it's pretty important news, I'd say. Lol

    Paul StephensonPaul Stephenson7 ヶ月 前
  • J O K E ! ! !

    Arrows Level 13Arrows Level 137 ヶ月 前
  • Lol a charlotte web joke? Wow impressive

    carver Augustuscarver Augustus7 ヶ月 前
  • Helpful content. One thing I can't stress enough is to pick a good network for monetization. I increased my profit by 30% just by switching to MonadPlug.

    italiabanwallyitaliabanwally8 ヶ月 前
  • Did he think we wouldn’t see that AT&T service on the upper left corner of that cell phone?

    Nate ShieldsNate Shields8 ヶ月 前
  • "Mommy's going to live forever." may be the best quote I've heard on this show.

    Thomas FordThomas Ford8 ヶ月 前
  • We need more web exclusives

    Milo B.Milo B.8 ヶ月 前
  • Just apps.apple.com/hk/app/norton-family-for-parents/id1447157106?l=en use that mdm /MAN for filtering unwanted spam 💣 bombing your phone 📱 instants of you have a jet pocket or find a new sexy GF/WiFi (wife)

    KHXEauq326IUVYjkpwz59~@/\DOSQoevh1748:+CFGJLRdfmxy#%-,}(ABMNPTWZKHXEauq326IUVYjkpwz59~@/\DOSQoevh1748:+CFGJLRdfmxy#%-,}(ABMNPTWZ8 ヶ月 前
  • his eyebrows look like friendly caterpillars

    Justin PharandJustin Pharand8 ヶ月 前
  • Wait, push notifications _aren't_ for mobile games to nag you to keep playing them? :P

    mattwo7mattwo78 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver recommendations are like the AOL CD's of JPworlds videos.

    black487black4878 ヶ月 前
  • Clip to word 💎 Whew A new sub✅

    Cliptoword TVCliptoword TV8 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver is a National Treasure

    Don JaegerDon Jaeger8 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver is a laugh machine.

    Ryan AndersonRyan Anderson9 ヶ月 前
  • That mom thing got kindah dark

    floaty cloudfloaty cloud9 ヶ月 前
  • It is hazardous to eat while watching a John Oliver video.

    Elissa LombardElissa Lombard9 ヶ月 前
  • TONGUE DEEP

    TogetherAtLastTogetherAtLast9 ヶ月 前
  • am i the only one that really just sees this nothing more than a boomer rant ?

    KarinaKarina9 ヶ月 前
    • Karina Yes

      Megan ProffittMegan Proffitt9 ヶ月 前
  • Talk about 1% Concerns... or Lack of Concerns... Or "Lack-those Concerns Intolerance" .... maybe I won't quit my day job...

    Ross MRoss M9 ヶ月 前
  • ه̷̷َـَْـُذآ يقلد البشير شوو 😂😂😂😂 اذا اكو عربي هنا يجق لايك

    غٌأّنِمَ أّلَعٌرأّقِيِّغٌأّنِمَ أّلَعٌرأّقِيِّ9 ヶ月 前
  • URGENT URGENT URGENT (vote up vote up vote up) Hi John, it’s good to know you’re with your loved ones and you all have each other. However, We (the US and the world) need your dogged determination right now. I’ve just read that the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has decided to suspend its enforcement of environmental laws indefinitely in light of the ongoing coronavirus outbreak, as The Guardian reports. The move sends a clear signal: pollute with impunity. “This temporary policy is designed to provide enforcement discretion under the current, extraordinary conditions, while ensuring facility operations continue to protect human health and the environment,” EPA administrator Andrew Wheeler wrote in an announcement. PLEASE MOVE ON THIS STORY JOHN, IT IS BEING FLOWN BELOW THE RADAR INTENTIONALLY, PLEASE DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. I know you won’t stop fighting the good fight, I’ve already pestered Stephen Colbert about this, With love to you and yours.

    Ted HeardTed Heard10 ヶ月 前
  • "I'm not a 100,000 year old bird" No you are a bloke

    twoshangtwoshang10 ヶ月 前
  • Sorry John, but I do need to be constantly updated on anthropophagous prehistoric birds. It's vital for me.

    Francis MarinoFrancis Marino10 ヶ月 前
    • Anthropophagus is a very good word

      Ezekiel MartinEzekiel Martin3 ヶ月 前
  • Thanks John Oliver and Last Week Tonight. So much of what you have discussed I have not put enough thought into. Such as Guardianships and the show where people driving somewhere and were stopped by police and had their money confiscated. Not that all your other shows you've done aren't equally important. So big thanks to you and HBO for being for humanity

    Katie MueKatie Mue10 ヶ月 前
  • I've missed him

    Kana BeatsKana Beats10 ヶ月 前
  • I can’t wait to see the angry mob of children (now adults) who will flood your office screaming that there mother died and you lied to them.

    Luftwaffle1939Luftwaffle193910 ヶ月 前
  • Very weird to hear him say mommy...

    Ellora WilsonEllora Wilson10 ヶ月 前
  • I love when he gets so excited he punches the table and the reflections distort XD

    Beth Hyde-SmithBeth Hyde-Smith10 ヶ月 前
  • Although I found it deeply entertaining, I do not get what is he talking about. I get only a handful notification from apps I allow to do so... Is this an American thing? Was there a real alert, I would not get push notifications, but a straight message from the gov or something like that. I am just puzzled

    Andrea MarcelliAndrea Marcelli10 ヶ月 前
    • American thing

      Cole’s chemistry channelCole’s chemistry channel2 ヶ月 前
  • where is your video about India you fuk face? You can enjoy an eternal dislike from me

    Sips of HellSips of Hell10 ヶ月 前
  • Love to see john’s take on toilet paper and the Coronavirus

    Adrian NillsenAdrian Nillsen10 ヶ月 前
  • Mr. Oliver is my kinda guy, with his vegetable humor. more. more.

    MKMK10 ヶ月 前
  • You are a rat. Fuck you

    A.N.18A.N.1810 ヶ月 前
  • What is a push notification? I don't phone much.

    ThundawichThundawich10 ヶ月 前
  • John Oliver still sucks at this. Pity.

    PudgebertPudgebert10 ヶ月 前
  • John... Handy is very disappointed in your pun!

    Dr.CastorDr.Castor10 ヶ月 前
  • 2:34 someone finally talking about shrek's lover.

    I am a loaf of BreadI am a loaf of Bread10 ヶ月 前
  • But my mommy is dead....

    Vladimir4757Vladimir475710 ヶ月 前
  • "We're back in February" * Checks date *

    GredddfeGredddfe10 ヶ月 前
  • Where I live, the only push notifications I get are for Amber Alerts, which come up whenever there's either been a child abducted or there's severe weather like a tornado in the area. A lot of people hate them, but they're absolutely necessary because they save lives, and the provincial and federal governments know that. They also know not to try and incur the wrath of the people that hate it any more, which is why they've left the push notifications at just the Amber Alerts where they belong. Seems to me like an easy fix for this problem in the States.

    Furious ShermanFurious Sherman10 ヶ月 前
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