Lethal Injections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

2019/05/05
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John Oliver discusses the lethal injection process, which is definitely not as pleasant as talking about a squeaking frog.
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  • This is sadly relevant because the Trump administration has just executed 13 federal inmates.

    John DanielsonJohn Danielson日 前
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  • This is why I think execution should be done by anesthetic and guillotine holy shit I hadn't watched to the guillotine part before making this joke

    Owen DeCarloOwen DeCarlo2 日 前
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  • We are not bad. People who did heinous crimes are bad. So no gaslighting.

    Nachiket BhagwatNachiket Bhagwat4 日 前
  • I can't believe you would pick monsters inc. over zootopia

    Kaden McentireKaden Mcentire4 日 前
  • Oh death by liquid nitrogen it wont hurt

    Adolf HitlerAdolf Hitler5 日 前
  • Maybe crucifiction should be on the table again.

    JojoJojo6 日 前
  • this isnt really important but i went onto the wikileaksorwhatever during school and my friends were so mad and confused bc they thought i was just on wikileaks

    AceDragonAceDragon7 日 前
  • Capital punishment is the ultimate deterrent because we are creatures that learn by pain down to our core. For the most cruel of crimes, a bolt pistol should be used that is within a box/pillow for the prisoners to lay on. The piston fired out using air and goes back in the pillow, leaving room for blood to drain into the box/pillow. Quick, little mess, same as we treat our animals. (No country for old men has the bad guy use the same device). Your welcome. 😇

    Reflecting Both SidesReflecting Both Sides7 日 前
  • So, for anyone wondering, crucifixion is one of the most painful, horrible ways to die. Your wrists and feet have 3 massive nails repeatedly shoved through them, and when you're raised, you sag, and you're pulling on the nails with the weight of your body, and as you lose blood, as you are using energy that is literally leaking out of you, breathing becomes harder, and your shoulders have been squeezing your windpipe this entire time. Eventually, you die from suffocation, blood loss, and fatigue. It's a long fucking process, and you will spend the last hours of your life in the most pain you've ever experienced.

    Lord OdysseusLord Odysseus7 日 前
  • When France finally declared Capital Punishment illegal in 1981 (having last executed someone using the Guillotine in 1977), the Justice Secretary in the Mitterrand administration Robert Badinter made what I think is the most well formulated and succinct argument against it in one sentence, roughly translated he said; ''We repudiate the institution of Capital Punishment because it expresses a fundamentally totalitarian relationship between the Citizen and the State". It's curious to me that the United States, admirably skeptical of the role of the State in the lives of its Citizens, are so congenial to the concept of the State (often arbitrarily) deciding whether certain Citizens live or die.

    Stanley SpilmanStanley Spilman7 日 前
  • This lethal injection thing is wild. This is why we need to bring the guillotine back.

    Cameron JonesCameron Jones7 日 前
  • definitely zootopia i mean have you seen nick wilde

    mitch dorsmanmitch dorsman9 日 前
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    Luz RogersLuz Rogers9 日 前
  • Hey Dear Americans if you are already going to kill your own citizens then just do it right I personally propose shooting them with a 120 mm HE shell of the M1 Abrams because firstly you have plenty of them and you can’t fool yourself into thinking something like a clean death exists Greetings from Germany

    German HansGerman Hans10 日 前
  • Well why not bring out the good ol Guillotine or the good ol' big ass executioner with a big ass axe?

    Der WillhelmDer Willhelm11 日 前
  • Sometimes I just cannot accept the fact that the USA is a leading global economic power. Some people from this video are just... 🤐

    Danilo BrajkovicDanilo Brajkovic12 日 前
  • Why is it wrong to execute prisoners..... Its really hard to say sorry when you screw up

    Druss The LegendDruss The Legend12 日 前
  • So far as I know, Judge Kozinski is not in favour of the death penalty, but he believes, if you are going to execute people, you should use one of those quick but brutal methods instead of lethal injection. Lethal injection is slow and potentially very painful, but we can lie to ourselves that it isn't barbaric because it looks peaceful. You have to admit, that's a strong argument. Of course, the guillotine was invented to be more humane than other execution methods at the time. It's almost as though there is no humane way to take another person's life.

    davimurphdavimurph13 日 前
  • " *In two weeks time, this network is so deeply fucked* " 🤣🤣

    CsQ_RandomRepositoryCsQ_RandomRepository14 日 前
  • Potassium chloride is usually used to stop the heart. Potassium chloride definitely feels like getting fire poured right into your veins as anyone who's needed to undergo a potassium drip would know. Now image have like five times the amount of potassium being injected into you at once. When getting a drip you usually only get 10-20meq per hour because it's so painful/too much at once will stop your heart. AND they still need to either dilude the potassium with a saline drip or give pain meds in order to have the person undergoing the drip not feel like fire is injected into their veins. I've had multiple potassium drips for chronic hypokalemia and if those little things are so painful I can't imagine how it must feel to be given enough to stop your heart.

    AntigoneAntigone15 日 前
  • What she said literally scares the shit out of me it's terrifying when people mix their political views with their religious views

    Zachary WalkerZachary Walker15 日 前
  • 0:05 "I dont care about the frog" top 10 things no lesbian or nb person has ever said ever.

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    Victor ArthouVictor Arthou23 日 前
  • What about firing squad? Hanging?

    Rachit SaxenaRachit Saxena24 日 前
  • Damn boi John Oliver 🫒👍I like your👈

    John Carlo QuedadoJohn Carlo Quedado24 日 前
  • i believe the death penalty shouldn't exist for all the reason john mentioned, but also this: the most heinous criminals shouldn't be allowed death because life in prison means a life lived in suffering which is what the most heinous criminals truly deserve

    IAmSeamonkeyIAmSeamonkey24 日 前
  • Oh my god me and my dad literally had an unprompted conversation about how if we were to be exicuted we'd rather have the guillotine than injection

    Persephone D'AndreaPersephone D'Andrea24 日 前
  • Genuinely curious what people think of these alternatives: 1. Victim wears an opaque helmet with 6 evenly spaced holes into which guns are inserted. They’re first sedated, then shot simultaneously by all 6 guns resulting in a quick death. 2. Victim is sedated and placed on a platform between a large POWERFUL hydraulic machine. The machine squishes the victim instantaneously into a 1mm thick pulp, resulting in a messy but instantaneous death.

    Blip MachineBlip Machine25 日 前
  • Am i the only guy how thinks this dude is mentioning fu**ing mom too often

    Izumi KunIzumi Kun26 日 前
  • Very simple. You take life = they take yours.

    Hm'dHm'd27 日 前
  • If you are executing someone with experimental drugs, you should receive those experimental drugs.

    LoganLogan27 日 前
  • DO WE HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE? Answer.

    LoganLogan27 日 前
  • Cult members should not be allowed to be part of the government.

    LoganLogan27 日 前
  • You know among almost the same as time period that British abolished death penalty for good.. Republican Americans brought it back.. Thank you, Gerald Ford! 😡

    RinnosempaiRinnosempai28 日 前
  • Firing squad. Firing squad is the best execution method. Quick and easy.

    Martin Elliot EdwardsMartin Elliot Edwards28 日 前
    • Yeah but how about shooting them with a 120 mm round from the M1 Abrams that should at least look fucking impressive

      German HansGerman Hans10 日 前
  • It's sad that one of the reasons that death penalty is wrong is that it is very expensive, but it's expensive because humanitarians in the US want the death to be humane (or look like it is) but sadly in Iran, it's not that expensive because we hang the criminals:/ (and other reasons that the government keeps giving to support why it should be in our fu**ed up system

    TTヶ月 前
  • I don't understand how John Oliver can be so absolutely against the death penalty because of the pain it causes and the moral erroneousness of a society that picks who gets to live, and yet he is still so blindly supports abortion which is all of this and worse. Fact: both are wrong. We should do everything to support the life of the mother and child (especially if she doesn't think she take good care of the child or carry to term). We should do everything to support the healthy reeducation of people who have done bad things, or at the very least keep them locked up and away harming others. At the end of the day, it's not ours to say who lives and dies

    Paul JohnsonPaul Johnsonヶ月 前
  • What's more is that the state senator said that on February 14th, 2019

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    Saniya 666Saniya 666ヶ月 前
  • how tf does monsters inc have sexier characters than zootopia?

    trump's twitter tweetertrump's twitter tweeterヶ月 前
  • ''illegal party pills...'' lets just be fucking grown ups and say ecstasy aka mollie aka MDMA aka brown sugar pop rocks, aka triple stacks aka lets go fuckin nose grind a table top and no i am not talking about skateboarding here.... ''party pills...'' c'mon, whoever wrote that article probably thinks that the reefer madness commercials back in the day are still relevant and accurate in 2020 haha

    Nathan WagnerNathan Wagnerヶ月 前
  • im 5;45 into this video and i can only hope there is a dr kevorkian joke in this video.

    Nathan WagnerNathan Wagnerヶ月 前
  • trying to find a good way to execute people is like trying to find an easy way to commit suicide. the more you look the more problems you find

    panda 3000panda 3000ヶ月 前
  • ok, as much as I disagree with the death penalty (which is A LOT) , why not use something like propafol in huge amounts?

    panda 3000panda 3000ヶ月 前
  • Solanine overdose?

    Will NotWill Notヶ月 前
  • Leslie: Really Robespierre? The guillotine? Come on Robespierre: T O T H E G U I L L O T I N E

    Shaunak WartyShaunak Wartyヶ月 前
  • Well this became relevant again. Rest in peace, Brandon Bernard.

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  • A life worth is relative. That's the whole idea. Unborn child, high value. Criminal, low value. The rest, high enough they shouldn't be killed by any other than cops. Life is so cheap! What a place of smiling savages!

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  • 16:15 “Guillotine? Cmon.” The only reason people don’t want the guillotine is because it makes the pro capital punishment proponents feel better about a “clean” execution. Smh16:37 Hilarious

    KKヶ月 前
    • 18:30 Yessssss! 👏 👍🏾

      KKヶ月 前
  • 12:06 I’m dead from laughing 😆 15:17 17:49

    KKヶ月 前
  • 8:47 Right. That’s stupid. The person should be unconscious

    KKヶ月 前
  • 6:15 6:22 True 6:02

    KKヶ月 前
  • 6:02 Correct

    KKヶ月 前
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    Debra YoungDebra Youngヶ月 前
  • This why if I get executed by the state, it'll be a firing squad, tied to a wooden post outside.

    Eric SoysauceEric Soysauceヶ月 前
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    Sa ReSa Reヶ月 前
  • I agree with the death penalty for an obvious guilty person. And I couldn't care less if they suffered. I think more about the suffering of their victim(s).

    Kevin RiddellKevin Riddellヶ月 前
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    Funtime FlorianFuntime Florianヶ月 前
  • Either don't execute (Better option) or just fucking shoot them in the head

    Nate ZawadzkiNate Zawadzkiヶ月 前
  • My opinion for a long time has been that I don’t think the government should be able to take a life in cold blood. For any reason.

    SpacemanSpacemanヶ月 前
  • I love that this website exists

    AlienlordgaminAlienlordgaminヶ月 前
  • It should only be for the worst of the worst. In your analogy it would be the “I’d only do it with my stepmom“

    William EspingWilliam Espingヶ月 前
  • Yaaaaay! He actually bought the website and did that 😂😂😂

    MrbuttcheeksMrbuttcheeksヶ月 前
  • That female senator must be a nazi. Since the lethal injection was invented Eduard Krebsbach, a nazi doctor .

    Sanyo NazyinSanyo Nazyinヶ月 前
  • Imagine this scenario: *guy walks into front for an illegal drug operation in London* Dealer: what do ya want Guy: the good stuff, you know the cough* execution drugs... Dealer: Look I don’t want any cops around here, prove to me you’re not a cop. Guy: thinks* don’t tell him the state of Arizona sent you, don’t tell him the state of Arizona sent you... says* I’m.... a... kidnapper? Dealer: good enough Also if they got that drug overseas just imagine if their courier dude got caught like at the airport or something. Officer: who are you working for? Got any connections to U.S. crime rings or anything??? Guy: I’m... getting these for the Arizona state government... Officer:.....

    bayla sosabayla sosaヶ月 前
  • I think the death penalty should only exist for the worst of the worst people. Terrorists, mass murderers, and people that are extremely violent with no chance of change. As if they did escape prison they would be a major risk tot he population. Otherwise imprisonment is the way to go.

    Finlay ThomasFinlay Thomasヶ月 前
    • Also: people who don't flush the toilet 🚽

      R.D. WhitakerR.D. Whitakerヶ月 前
  • How many websites do they have he’s bought like 40 because of this show

    Nick BarnesNick Barnesヶ月 前
  • "It's not about who they are, it's about who we are." That is the most poignant statement from this show ever.

    Lora BrownLora Brownヶ月 前
  • "Have you been involved...in research?"

    Lesiqa JeniLesiqa Jeniヶ月 前
  • Both, beheading and firing squads are way more reliable and less painful then lethal injection but one thing I'll never get is why isn't just CO2 used. CO2 poisoning does not trigger ANY pain receptors and ppl indeed just go to sleep and never wake up, hence why it is a pretty popular method of suicide

    OroberusOroberusヶ月 前
  • The prisoners are supposed to bring their own drugs?!! The same drugs the state is unable to get?!! It’s not a good sign when your state thinks it’s worse people can from within jail pull strings to achieve something they themselves fail to do

    שחר אטדגישחר אטדגיヶ月 前
  • I would prefer not to have a death penalty at all-and up here in Canada, we don't-but if, for some reason, we do, we should at least consider a more efficient and reliable method: a single gunshot to the head at or near point-blank range with a high-calibre, anti-materiel rifle. It would be rather messy and very unpleasant to watch, but it would be much more humane than being made to die a very slow, painful death by a combination of asphyxiation and potassium-chloride-induced heart failure, and would serve as a poignant reminder to all who are present that their morals are not significantly better than that of the person whose head was just blasted wide open.

    Andrew MarxAndrew Marxヶ月 前
  • I am all in favour of humane execution but to get rid of death penalty entirely is not a good idea

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • All of these problems would be solved if medical professionals give up their bullshit oath and do their job and if the state is more thorough and do their research

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • Quick beheading or firing squad would be good substitutes . I would rather die with a guillotine or a shot behind the ear

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • We need medical professionals to give up their bullshit oath and do what is necessary to reduce potential suffering

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • They should not have allowed such an under qualified person to be s witness on anything . That's a problem of the justice system

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • The only idea here is that we need more expertise and more thorough checks to insure no horrible problems arises.

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • Fuck the cowardice of the medical professionals and their degenerate oath

    kaz kkkaz kkヶ月 前
  • There was a TV show back in the day called “Real TV”, which was like JPworlds with no rules, that showed a botched execution on an overweight person, that was pretty funny... He was so fat, that the strap that tied his arm to the bed served as a tourniquet, so when he was injected, the drugs didn’t leave his arm. He gets off the gurney, and starts talking trash to the authorities. It went like “Yeah! Y’all MF can’t kill me! Y’all can’t kill me! Y’all can suck my... (dies)”...

    Michael RobinsonMichael Robinsonヶ月 前
  • What about a small nuclear warhead? Literally just vaporized

    Anthony GrayAnthony Grayヶ月 前
  • As a fellow Wyominite and Christian, her argument is just batshit crazy and braindead reasoning.

    Boofed StewBoofed Stewヶ月 前
  • I always thought it was real weird that conservatives who advocate for small government with limited powers also want that government to be able to kill people.

    Russell MooreRussell Mooreヶ月 前
  • Guilotine, almost painless and effective

    Amy BickettAmy Bickettヶ月 前
  • When the interviewer was like 'were yo involved in any of these researches ', I as a paraveterinary student, knew pretty much all those drugs. Most of which were MUCH BETTER options than Midazolam.

    Kay VolkeringKay Volkeringヶ月 前
  • why is john so against consensual incest? Why is he is so biased abainst people having sex with their relatives

    Ilan SmoldersIlan Smoldersヶ月 前
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  • If the death penalty is going to be in place, why not just make a mechanical firing squad? One machine shoots them in the brain stem (i think its called that) to stop pain as soon as it starts, and they're dead almost instantly.

    Rodrigator XRodrigator Xヶ月 前
  • I would leave it to God to kill people but take them in a ✈ airplane and throw them out no parachute if you wanna be effective 💯 but I say let the higher power deal with them cause then we are just murdering people

    Jonathan BaileyJonathan Baileyヶ月 前
    • No?

      Jonathan BaileyJonathan Baileyヶ月 前
    • no

      Ilan SmoldersIlan Smoldersヶ月 前
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