John Oliver discusses the lethal injection process, which is definitely not as pleasant as talking about a squeaking frog.
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This is sadly relevant because the Trump administration has just executed 13 federal inmates.
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This is why I think execution should be done by anesthetic and guillotine holy shit I hadn't watched to the guillotine part before making this joke
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We are not bad. People who did heinous crimes are bad. So no gaslighting.
I can't believe you would pick monsters inc. over zootopia
Oh death by liquid nitrogen it wont hurt
Maybe crucifiction should be on the table again.
this isnt really important but i went onto the wikileaksorwhatever during school and my friends were so mad and confused bc they thought i was just on wikileaks
Capital punishment is the ultimate deterrent because we are creatures that learn by pain down to our core. For the most cruel of crimes, a bolt pistol should be used that is within a box/pillow for the prisoners to lay on. The piston fired out using air and goes back in the pillow, leaving room for blood to drain into the box/pillow. Quick, little mess, same as we treat our animals. (No country for old men has the bad guy use the same device). Your welcome. 😇
So, for anyone wondering, crucifixion is one of the most painful, horrible ways to die. Your wrists and feet have 3 massive nails repeatedly shoved through them, and when you're raised, you sag, and you're pulling on the nails with the weight of your body, and as you lose blood, as you are using energy that is literally leaking out of you, breathing becomes harder, and your shoulders have been squeezing your windpipe this entire time. Eventually, you die from suffocation, blood loss, and fatigue. It's a long fucking process, and you will spend the last hours of your life in the most pain you've ever experienced.
When France finally declared Capital Punishment illegal in 1981 (having last executed someone using the Guillotine in 1977), the Justice Secretary in the Mitterrand administration Robert Badinter made what I think is the most well formulated and succinct argument against it in one sentence, roughly translated he said; ''We repudiate the institution of Capital Punishment because it expresses a fundamentally totalitarian relationship between the Citizen and the State". It's curious to me that the United States, admirably skeptical of the role of the State in the lives of its Citizens, are so congenial to the concept of the State (often arbitrarily) deciding whether certain Citizens live or die.
This lethal injection thing is wild. This is why we need to bring the guillotine back.
definitely zootopia i mean have you seen nick wilde
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Hey Dear Americans if you are already going to kill your own citizens then just do it right I personally propose shooting them with a 120 mm HE shell of the M1 Abrams because firstly you have plenty of them and you can’t fool yourself into thinking something like a clean death exists Greetings from Germany
Well why not bring out the good ol Guillotine or the good ol' big ass executioner with a big ass axe?
Sometimes I just cannot accept the fact that the USA is a leading global economic power. Some people from this video are just... 🤐
Why is it wrong to execute prisoners..... Its really hard to say sorry when you screw up
So far as I know, Judge Kozinski is not in favour of the death penalty, but he believes, if you are going to execute people, you should use one of those quick but brutal methods instead of lethal injection. Lethal injection is slow and potentially very painful, but we can lie to ourselves that it isn't barbaric because it looks peaceful. You have to admit, that's a strong argument. Of course, the guillotine was invented to be more humane than other execution methods at the time. It's almost as though there is no humane way to take another person's life.
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Potassium chloride is usually used to stop the heart. Potassium chloride definitely feels like getting fire poured right into your veins as anyone who's needed to undergo a potassium drip would know. Now image have like five times the amount of potassium being injected into you at once. When getting a drip you usually only get 10-20meq per hour because it's so painful/too much at once will stop your heart. AND they still need to either dilude the potassium with a saline drip or give pain meds in order to have the person undergoing the drip not feel like fire is injected into their veins. I've had multiple potassium drips for chronic hypokalemia and if those little things are so painful I can't imagine how it must feel to be given enough to stop your heart.
What she said literally scares the shit out of me it's terrifying when people mix their political views with their religious views
0:05 "I dont care about the frog" top 10 things no lesbian or nb person has ever said ever.
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What about firing squad? Hanging?
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i believe the death penalty shouldn't exist for all the reason john mentioned, but also this: the most heinous criminals shouldn't be allowed death because life in prison means a life lived in suffering which is what the most heinous criminals truly deserve
Oh my god me and my dad literally had an unprompted conversation about how if we were to be exicuted we'd rather have the guillotine than injection
Genuinely curious what people think of these alternatives: 1. Victim wears an opaque helmet with 6 evenly spaced holes into which guns are inserted. They’re first sedated, then shot simultaneously by all 6 guns resulting in a quick death. 2. Victim is sedated and placed on a platform between a large POWERFUL hydraulic machine. The machine squishes the victim instantaneously into a 1mm thick pulp, resulting in a messy but instantaneous death.
Am i the only guy how thinks this dude is mentioning fu**ing mom too often
Very simple. You take life = they take yours.
If you are executing someone with experimental drugs, you should receive those experimental drugs.
DO WE HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE? Answer.
Cult members should not be allowed to be part of the government.
You know among almost the same as time period that British abolished death penalty for good.. Republican Americans brought it back.. Thank you, Gerald Ford! 😡
Firing squad. Firing squad is the best execution method. Quick and easy.
Yeah but how about shooting them with a 120 mm round from the M1 Abrams that should at least look fucking impressive
It's sad that one of the reasons that death penalty is wrong is that it is very expensive, but it's expensive because humanitarians in the US want the death to be humane (or look like it is) but sadly in Iran, it's not that expensive because we hang the criminals:/ (and other reasons that the government keeps giving to support why it should be in our fu**ed up system
I don't understand how John Oliver can be so absolutely against the death penalty because of the pain it causes and the moral erroneousness of a society that picks who gets to live, and yet he is still so blindly supports abortion which is all of this and worse. Fact: both are wrong. We should do everything to support the life of the mother and child (especially if she doesn't think she take good care of the child or carry to term). We should do everything to support the healthy reeducation of people who have done bad things, or at the very least keep them locked up and away harming others. At the end of the day, it's not ours to say who lives and dies
What's more is that the state senator said that on February 14th, 2019
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how tf does monsters inc have sexier characters than zootopia?
''illegal party pills...'' lets just be fucking grown ups and say ecstasy aka mollie aka MDMA aka brown sugar pop rocks, aka triple stacks aka lets go fuckin nose grind a table top and no i am not talking about skateboarding here.... ''party pills...'' c'mon, whoever wrote that article probably thinks that the reefer madness commercials back in the day are still relevant and accurate in 2020 haha
im 5;45 into this video and i can only hope there is a dr kevorkian joke in this video.
trying to find a good way to execute people is like trying to find an easy way to commit suicide. the more you look the more problems you find
ok, as much as I disagree with the death penalty (which is A LOT) , why not use something like propafol in huge amounts?
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Leslie: Really Robespierre? The guillotine? Come on Robespierre: T O T H E G U I L L O T I N E
Well this became relevant again. Rest in peace, Brandon Bernard.
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A life worth is relative. That's the whole idea. Unborn child, high value. Criminal, low value. The rest, high enough they shouldn't be killed by any other than cops. Life is so cheap! What a place of smiling savages!
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16:15 “Guillotine? Cmon.” The only reason people don’t want the guillotine is because it makes the pro capital punishment proponents feel better about a “clean” execution. Smh16:37 Hilarious
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12:06 I’m dead from laughing 😆 15:17 17:49
8:47 Right. That’s stupid. The person should be unconscious
6:15 6:22 True 6:02
6:02 Correct
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This why if I get executed by the state, it'll be a firing squad, tied to a wooden post outside.
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I agree with the death penalty for an obvious guilty person. And I couldn't care less if they suffered. I think more about the suffering of their victim(s).
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Either don't execute (Better option) or just fucking shoot them in the head
My opinion for a long time has been that I don’t think the government should be able to take a life in cold blood. For any reason.
I love that this website exists
It should only be for the worst of the worst. In your analogy it would be the “I’d only do it with my stepmom“
Yaaaaay! He actually bought the website and did that 😂😂😂
That female senator must be a nazi. Since the lethal injection was invented Eduard Krebsbach, a nazi doctor .
Imagine this scenario: *guy walks into front for an illegal drug operation in London* Dealer: what do ya want Guy: the good stuff, you know the cough* execution drugs... Dealer: Look I don’t want any cops around here, prove to me you’re not a cop. Guy: thinks* don’t tell him the state of Arizona sent you, don’t tell him the state of Arizona sent you... says* I’m.... a... kidnapper? Dealer: good enough Also if they got that drug overseas just imagine if their courier dude got caught like at the airport or something. Officer: who are you working for? Got any connections to U.S. crime rings or anything??? Guy: I’m... getting these for the Arizona state government... Officer:.....
I think the death penalty should only exist for the worst of the worst people. Terrorists, mass murderers, and people that are extremely violent with no chance of change. As if they did escape prison they would be a major risk tot he population. Otherwise imprisonment is the way to go.
Also: people who don't flush the toilet 🚽
How many websites do they have he’s bought like 40 because of this show
"It's not about who they are, it's about who we are." That is the most poignant statement from this show ever.
"Have you been involved...in research?"
Both, beheading and firing squads are way more reliable and less painful then lethal injection but one thing I'll never get is why isn't just CO2 used. CO2 poisoning does not trigger ANY pain receptors and ppl indeed just go to sleep and never wake up, hence why it is a pretty popular method of suicide
The prisoners are supposed to bring their own drugs?!! The same drugs the state is unable to get?!! It’s not a good sign when your state thinks it’s worse people can from within jail pull strings to achieve something they themselves fail to do
I would prefer not to have a death penalty at all-and up here in Canada, we don't-but if, for some reason, we do, we should at least consider a more efficient and reliable method: a single gunshot to the head at or near point-blank range with a high-calibre, anti-materiel rifle. It would be rather messy and very unpleasant to watch, but it would be much more humane than being made to die a very slow, painful death by a combination of asphyxiation and potassium-chloride-induced heart failure, and would serve as a poignant reminder to all who are present that their morals are not significantly better than that of the person whose head was just blasted wide open.
I am all in favour of humane execution but to get rid of death penalty entirely is not a good idea
All of these problems would be solved if medical professionals give up their bullshit oath and do their job and if the state is more thorough and do their research
Quick beheading or firing squad would be good substitutes . I would rather die with a guillotine or a shot behind the ear
We need medical professionals to give up their bullshit oath and do what is necessary to reduce potential suffering
They should not have allowed such an under qualified person to be s witness on anything . That's a problem of the justice system
The only idea here is that we need more expertise and more thorough checks to insure no horrible problems arises.
Fuck the cowardice of the medical professionals and their degenerate oath
There was a TV show back in the day called “Real TV”, which was like JPworlds with no rules, that showed a botched execution on an overweight person, that was pretty funny... He was so fat, that the strap that tied his arm to the bed served as a tourniquet, so when he was injected, the drugs didn’t leave his arm. He gets off the gurney, and starts talking trash to the authorities. It went like “Yeah! Y’all MF can’t kill me! Y’all can’t kill me! Y’all can suck my... (dies)”...
What about a small nuclear warhead? Literally just vaporized
As a fellow Wyominite and Christian, her argument is just batshit crazy and braindead reasoning.
I always thought it was real weird that conservatives who advocate for small government with limited powers also want that government to be able to kill people.
Guilotine, almost painless and effective
When the interviewer was like 'were yo involved in any of these researches ', I as a paraveterinary student, knew pretty much all those drugs. Most of which were MUCH BETTER options than Midazolam.
why is john so against consensual incest? Why is he is so biased abainst people having sex with their relatives
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If the death penalty is going to be in place, why not just make a mechanical firing squad? One machine shoots them in the brain stem (i think its called that) to stop pain as soon as it starts, and they're dead almost instantly.
I would leave it to God to kill people but take them in a ✈ airplane and throw them out no parachute if you wanna be effective 💯 but I say let the higher power deal with them cause then we are just murdering people
No?
no