Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
2019/08/11
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John Oliver takes a look at the president of Turkmenistan, a dangerous autocrat with some notably strange obsessions.
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the record is cool, but it just seems like a terrible waste of resources
You need to do one of these on Azerbaiyán
Delete this is video
👹 You are the National Geographic of comedy shows, You are Batman, You are Unbelievable, shit I love you man, how in the laughable world I came to admire a British dude, it's not Sudanese at all to declare your love and admiration for the British, it's there (grand son of our Mandy graduated from Oxford U)but one should never speak of it publicly, and Batman? I must see a shrink. Adil
John Oliver needs to meet more equestrians if he thinks poems, horse shows, and horse decor are weird.
The fuck even happened with that horse?
This is just comical on the level of Kim Jong Un.
He seems more colourful then all the western leaders put together...as for your show, it's stupid and vulgar, which is more offensive then the guy you're discussing.
an English barrister called Killian Garvey (Google me for proof). I’m convinced that John Oliver would make a great barrister based on his ability to communicate and argue
This is now the third episode I've watched of LWT where John mentions how fuckable a horse is and I'm legitimately starting to get a little worried it means something.
Borat lampooned the wrong country.Turkmenistan is the real Kazakhstan!
4:48 My headphones were not ready for that straight fire 🔥
with all those jokes abput him fucking his horses the titel "the peoples horse breeder" takes on a entirely different meaning
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Another north korea in the making
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The ultimate horse girl
Kj
'A 9-year-old waiting to testify in family court'... so wrong that I'm laughing hysterically by myself...
If this guy wasn’t a tyrant, I bet he would be a really good friend.
15:14 This shit is 100% true. It's not hard to get set up with Guinness if you have the money for it. A couple of years ago, my mom, who teaches at a community college, organized one of these strangely specific World Records: "world's largest single serving of pulled pork". We organized it in conjunction with a local restaurant in order to raise publicity and funding for her school's food pantry. It was awesome. We were going to do another record "largest single serving of jambalaya" so that we could expand the pantry to include other essential items for students in need, such as hygiene products and basic school supplies, but unfortunately Covid made us postpone it indefinitely :-/
*On behalf of equestrians, we don’t bang horses*
"I burst out of suits like Meghan Markle." More gold right there than that shower curtain bar
What kind of country would jail fucking activists?
I'm sorry but who do you thin you are dissing my man Gurbanguly. That man sure as hell has a better track record with his music, and atleast isn't funded by people who undermine democracy. He just instead just removed it.
I've just gotta say, if that bar was actually made of gold (which I'm sure it wasn't), it would be crazy heavy.
''We were disappointed to see the false and unfair allegations about Guinness World Records in Sunday’s episode of ‘Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.’ The piece appears to have been motivated by our decision not to participate in tonight’s show. We were asked to provide a judge to officiate the so-called world record attempt for “largest cake with an image of someone falling off a horse”. On the basis that it was merely an opportunity to mock one of our record-holders, we declined. It is our policy not to partake in any activities which may belittle their achievements or subject them to ridicule. '' Lmaooooooo
There are some Guinness World Records that *are* cool. Like Colin Furze's 600 cc bumper car that was driven by The Stig at 100 miles per hour. _That's_ cool.
Trump is missing with the other "dangerous world leaders" @3:02
arkadaki fotograftan ekranda , kudüs kubbesimi var , lan bu adam manyak , türkleri yok etmek için cok çabalıyo ama boşuna çabalıyo
Turkmenistanians stand tall behind ur leaders against western robbers. They will promise you Eldorado yet more you sell ur natural recources deeper u will sink into debt. They will do what they did in Africa last 200 years. Leave you like a Africa
that name though
...underrated "French AA-meeting" joke X)
Comically large fork!
that cake looks good who else would want some?
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16:18 Impressive, isn't it?
Who is that in the bottom-right corner at 3:03?
Hungary's PM Viktor Orbán
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the man did it he pissed of a dictatorship and world records
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12:09
Why doesn’t the news ever talk about Turkmenistan?
1. It's a very closed country as said in the video. 2. It's has a foreign policy of neutrality which means it doesn't have any conflicts with other countries.
"Burst out of suits like Meghan Markle"? Is this a poker joke?
6,000 people offended by horse jokes or have fucked a horse
Oh Gurb. Thank you - POTUS incited terrorists to storm the US Capitol yesterday and this video has been a source of great hope for me. Perhaps one day my country can achieve what yours has.
can we just appreciate him for getting gurbanguly berdimuhamedov right every single time
This aged well
go to sleep leftists we will win it anyway sooner or later it will be a victory for humanity over a shitty fed empire that is going to collapse in the end !!!!!!!
This leader is really like admiral Aladin. Btw, I came from Uyghurland which is called East Turkistan. Really shame of this leader!!!
“I burst out of suits like I’m Megan Markle” 😆👑
How about Turkmenistan winning something properly instead of making obscure world records that mean absolutely nothing?
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If cracking down on journalists makes a country the worst place to live in, then Iraq was the worst place to live in during the American occupation. They have killed thousands of journalists
hey does anone hafe good links to informationsurces on turkmensistan, specifically on the laws and how the law is being held up and also on how redicuous the guy is? i could really use it for my presentation in school.
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I love this show.
This guy is clearly living his best life
The sports rap makes Gurbanguly sound like fucking N. Gin and I don't like it
"Clap for me, cyclists!"
If the barbell was actually made of gold that would be nearly 100lbs
A hole like you want irresponsibly tore apart a small country like Turkmenistan. what you have done in the past on Iran, Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan and so so forth. f off.
I lived in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan for a year. A very, very, very bizarre experience. The people were great! Can't say enough about their demeanor and hospitality. Those white marble clad buildings are basically completely empty since none of the people can afford to live in them.
One fun fact about him that you forgot: he was the dentist of the previous dictator and was chosen because the previous dictator said his son is to useless to become president so he pict his dentist😂
ok owning 10% of a specific horse is weird but i have a teacher who owns several percent of the worlds volvo t-5r and is the most knowledgable person about the car to the point where volvo calls him up asking "how do these cars we once made work again?"
Still Turkmenistan has GDP per capita of $10k 😂😂. I'd rather have Berdimehmedov than the half witted right wing loincloth sniffing addicts ruling my country today (India). Berdimehmedov is a champion of sodomizing right wings tho. I respect em just for that.
I love this show and this man it so funny just what I need in 2020
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This show would be so much more entertaining without the fake laugh tracks playing at every irrelevant interval
John Oliver is fucking amazing!! His Crew must be as well!
In the next life I hope he is a horseshoe fly! John hire me
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5:08.... uhhh... what?
This is why I love this show
plz give the cake
I am Turkmen👀...(My reaction during the whole video is just.. something..)
Sounds like America
Классный мужик живёт как хочеть!
Wait, how did I miss that - I am only seeing this again thanks to YT. I am guessing this comment will never be seen but that fire pit at the 0:57 mark, that's not a fire pit. It's a gas fed natural fire hole that is called the Gates of Hell and has been burning since 1971. I have also seen it referenced as the Devil's Anus but that might just be a someone being clever. But you completely skipped over it here as a 'fire pit'. You can look it up on Google Maps!
I love this show
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God bless HBO, never let go of John Oliver for as long as hes passionate in this work.
The writer's room of this show must be so crazy! Oh what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall there...
In the world of wierd leaders, this guy is still quite normal compared to Trump
Stupid shit !
i can't believe this idiot with canned laughter is still on.......?????????????????????
This guy is a legend!
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Yang pilih Allah like yang pilih Dajjal abaikan.
Damn, that cake uses more floor area than my apartment lol.
Omg the ending was crazy!
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I think that rap he did is strange, but encouraging health is a good thing, even if it is for propaganda. I'd be impressed that he's willing to embarrass himself like that, but he probably thinks that everything he does is perfection.
Iya ya Allah.
I like how we criticize other countries for not allowing Free Speech when we're slowly heading in that direction...
The ultimate horse girl
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