Donald Trump promised to “drain the swamp.” But considering the culture of corruption inside of his administration, Washington is looking awfully...swampy.
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7:19 Anyone else notice a familiar geriatric Dr. Evil in this shot?
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He has more brains than you, thats why he's your dad and you live off him as opposed to the other way around. Keep sucking up to Democrates and see where it takes you😅
... To the presidency?
Donay trump DIDN'T Drain the Swamp He Is the Swamp
Well, this pisses me off less now.
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“Drain the swamp” by exposing himself.
A stream is not a swap!
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Right after Hell freezes over.
I recommend build a wall around nyc.
john oliver how could you say that about shrimp??? shrimp are delicious 🥺
14:22 Why not just robocall his number or any other corrupt politician. why are we even still having this conversation, go and do it , now. But if anyone asks I didn't tell you
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First time I heard "Drain the Swamp", I really thought it was referring to Florida and literally draining the swamp. I was very concerned about the environmental ramifications that would result from draining Florida and disrupting the ecosystem. In my mind, these horrid people were trying to decrease livable areas for gators :,( until I found out what they actually meant
Another reason why i have zero respect for trump voters
Did anyone else spotted "Eat Shit Bob" at 7:20
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If we were trying to drain the swamp… we elected Shrek.
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What do they have against that swamp? It's a swamp! What has it done??? I want to know!
It just occurred to me why so many southerners love Trump so much, the BP oil spill. While the rest of the country was enjoying a stable financial recovery from the Great Recession, the gulf states were getting hammered by a lack of tourists. That actually would help explain why there are 2 different America's, and why Georgia was the first deep south state to turn blue when it isn't part of the gulf states... Thanks John, I needed that.
shrek is sad
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I knew things were bad in America, but I didn't know it was so bad that America is not even ready to use a prehistoric fuel form that mankind has been using for over 500.000 years now, wood. Who "wood" have thought of that?
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The corruption in the US is appaling. Here in Denmark, we get riled up when politicians have lunch with a lobbyist and the lobbyist pays for the meal as a token of gratitude for the politician spending his time listening to the lobbyist. $60 000 in campaign money from a single lobbyist group? That's absurd! You really need to set a limit for campaign spendings. Otherwise, this kind of corruption is going to continue.
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Denmark, we will trade you your prime minister for our president.
"I love the multi-millionaires, not the elites who look down on me" wat
The corruption in the US is appaling. Here in Denmark, we get riled up when politicians have lunch with a lobbyist and the lobbyist pays for the meal as a token of gratitude for the politician spending his time listening to the lobbyist. $60 000 in campaign money from a single lobbyist group? That's absurd! You really need to set a limit for campaign spendings. Otherwise, this kind of corruption is going to continue.
FROM the year 2020, HE lost and their all going away,
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"Then I started saying it like I really meant it"... And these gullible sheeple still don't believe this man lies to them.
I really hope he does the same thing with bidens cabinet I think it would be important so its not more of the same.
This absurd level of trust in millionaires that many people in the US have is in large parts a direct consequence of the idea of the "american dream". The reasoning goes something like this: If you just work hard enough you can become a millionaire Thus anybody who is a millionaire is a hard worker. Workign hard is a virtue. Thus any millionaire is virtuous. There are also a couple minor ideas that come with this line of reasoning. Most importantly the idea that, since the millionaire worked hard to get his millions he once was just "One of the little guys" and thus can understand the worries of "the little guys". That this whole line of reasoning is utter bullshit and can be dispelled with even a second of critical thought goes without mentioning. Unfortunatly too few people in the US actually take this one second of critical thought.
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Furiously listening to this to drown out my dad’s Fox News.
I used to love my plain red baseball cap, but Trump's ruined it for me
I was more concerned when he said "the birds and the bees" as if he was expecting machines to be powered by sex!
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My brother worked at the patent office in Alexandria over the 2019 summer. And in the two meetings that Wilbur Ross attended while my brother was there, Wilbur Ross slept through both of them. Just sat down in a chair and went to sleep.
Watching this about a week after the 2020 election, update: American voters are currently draining the swamp... trump on the other hand
12:12 Isn’t it interesting how they always pull the poor employees out our their 🎩 like 🐰 when someone tries to protect those employees with regulations regarding the environment we all need to survive? And when do they ever care about those employees when it‘s about job security and fair income?
Trump on "Drain the Swamp": "Funny how that term caught on, isn't it? I tell everyone, 'I hated it!' So I said 'Drain the swamp'. I said, 'Oh, that's so hokey, that is so terrible.' Alright I'll try it. So like a month ago I said 'Drain the swamp'. The place went crazy. I said 'Whoa, watch this.' Then I said it again. Then I started saying it like I meant it, right? And then I said, I started loving it, and the place loved it." The Swamp That Trump Built A businessman-president transplanted favor-seeking in Washington to his family’s hotels and resorts - and earned millions as a gatekeeper to his own administration. www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/10/10/us/trump-properties-swamp.html 'Extraordinary': Trump has generated 3,400 conflicts of interest since entering White House, report states www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-conflicts-interest-trump-organisation-crew-report-b600173.html
It's kind of sad that Trump said he would end corruption when all he did was introduce more of it, and his supporters believe he was actually cleaning up Washington. It's like a bully walks into a social establishment and gets everyone to act the way he wants with his power (or whatever's granted to him), and everyone outside the bar for whatever reason think he's powerful and good for it. Trump is a moron, and I just don't understand why his voters can't see that. It's like they just want everyone else to be angry about Trump, instead of any positive difference he could have made. What kind of a voter is that? It's like they don't want to grant anyone else any language in the discussion. Just like Trump.
That one guy talking about how Trump cares about him and the small people is one of the saddest things I have ever heard in my life. For one he's rich and most of them and most certainly Trump don't give two shits about the small people they only care about themselves and then act like they care about other rich and powerful people that can help them. And his entire term has been nothing but fucking over the small people. From his health care bill that did nothing but completely fuck over all of the small people and old people while did nothing but make it better for the rich and powerful. From his taxes to how he handles immigration. Such as those trying to gain legal entry through Asylum whether it be setting up an even harder more fucked up system for them to try and gain such a thing. To forcefully taking their children away and ruining their families for the long term future if not forever. And then it's also sad for him to actually think he's draining any swamp when he alone by himself is one of the biggest swamps we have ever had in the government much less the white house. Almost everything he does is controversial at best to down right unethical and corrupt. And most of the people he has with him are the same exact way. He's turned a fairly sized swamp into the fucking Amazon River floodplain the biggest swamp in the world.
The media is the swamp.
It seems more like he tried to “fill the swamp with more terrible people and further muddy the waters”
the swamp got inundated by the election tsunami
12:10 that dude sounds like Mitch Hedberg...
When trump said 'drain the swamp', I didn't know he meant draining it directly into his own cabinet... so sad America doesn't want 4 more years... Here we go, Joe😉 ❤🤍💙
Steve Mnuchin? You mean your twin brother.
Swamps are not drained with water pumps. Swamps are drained by moving earth. The resulting low spots become retention ponds, and the high spots become buildable.
Yet another thing politicians don't understand.
07:18-07:33 - Hold up, is that Bob Murray? Famed turd muncher Bob Murray?
And replace it with an open sewer. Hey John you have some special influence with the sewage treatment sector any chance calling in a favor.
Oliver, aren't you glad there is a 1st Amendment to the Constitution so you can spread your BS without reprisal? Guess that's why you became an American citizen so you could go on JPworlds, spread your hate and make money......a great gig, no?
@Rudy Tabooty My sympathies.....must be tough.........you can find the light in Jesus.
@Glenn Parker you merely adopted the darkness. I was borrrn in it
@Rudy Tabooty Enjoy the darkness because that's what you (and we) will get with China Joe.
@Rudy Tabooty Very funny.....rooty no booty.
@Glenn Parker I’d rather live in a basement than be some delusional cult follower just saying 😄
So John doesn't eat shrimp?
I think I like the show better without an audience
lmao
I think that trump meant drain the swamp litealy. like drain the oil out of the swamp
Recently got an ad of trump saying he's almost done draining the swamp. I had no idea he was talking about this. I live in Florida, locals here call it the swamp. I was sitting here wondering how the hell he was managing to pull that off.
next, we should drain the *MEDIA* BYE john
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6:59 is my favorite part and is still relevant in 2020
The swamp just keeps getting deeper and swampier.............with Trump diving right in.....
In what episode does he talk about the department of the interior?
Biden Harris 2020 !!
3:14 to 3:49 It’s because of people like him that Trump wont pay for his consequences and lose the support he never should have had
Well, tonight Biden crime enterprise is over!
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This comment aged like milk left in sun.
Can some politician just promise to drain the _actual_ swamp in Washington DC. It's humid and gross.
TRUMP2020
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Your right. 2020 is the expiration date for his presidency.
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"America's not ready to get its fuel from the birds and the bees..." ...sex powerplants..???
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Welcome to 2020
"I'm gonna end corruption but I support lobbying"
That first scene almost made me click out of the video. I was eating.
Yeah I had to take a moment to reassess whether I should watch the rest of the video 😂
Fuck BP
My cell number is...if anybody wants to give me a call to talk about it. 571-585.-3730. That’s 571-585-3730
Trump didn't drain the swamp. No politician does. They just replace the pre-existing crocs with their own.