Census Update: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

2020/09/29
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  • You cheeky bastard 🤣🤣

    631837463183742 ヶ月 前
  • Why is there a time limit on the Census? They’re essentially cutting out the uninformed procrastinators. I enjoyed that dvd screen and audio book btw. “Wtf was that voice?”

    MilitaryDogMilitaryDog2 ヶ月 前
  • Lol

    Bettina ZatuchniBettina Zatuchni2 ヶ月 前
  • that guys book actually sounds interesting, strange as all get out, but interesting

    Hobo JesusHobo Jesus2 ヶ月 前
  • Already filled out the census, the rest was lovely

    Daniella FieldsDaniella Fields2 ヶ月 前
  • .Now you Know jpworlds.info/up/bideo/a4mWnaVtnqmr030

    H HH H2 ヶ月 前
  • I guess I'm in the minority as the book seemed just fine to listen to. It was grounded in style with an small absurdist flourish at the end.

    RegiRulerRegiRuler2 ヶ月 前
  • I have always gotten a census form in the mail, but this time I have not gotten one, I had to do it on line. Why, when I have lived at the same address for decades. Seems pretty fishy to me.

    Julia SetJulia Set2 ヶ月 前
  • But I like the dvd thing

    Matty simMatty sim2 ヶ月 前
  • Not sure why Oliver disparaged that passage, I thought it was quite appealing, a true realization of the American dream turned nightmare.

    Bob VarghiseBob Varghise2 ヶ月 前
  • i worked for the census :)

    SpaghettiSpaghetti2 ヶ月 前
  • I don’t agree with everything said here but it does offer perspective.

    Brandon ContrerasBrandon Contreras2 ヶ月 前
  • A request NOT to include any of Drumb's voice/videos. It is really annoying to hear him everywhere in every news outlet, so much so, that I tend to turn the volume off/change the channel while Drumb is on. I would suggest just putting a picture and in quotes what he said.

    Zalta PatrazZalta Patraz2 ヶ月 前
  • Lmao that was unexpected

    Ashmit KolliAshmit Kolli2 ヶ月 前
  • I mean I missed this when it was relevant, but....shit, this is ASMR as fuck and I’m totally into it.

    Kathleen ReynoldsKathleen Reynolds2 ヶ月 前
  • What is this AD for a DVD Video?? I don't recall John Oliver mentioning anything about a DVD. LOL ;)

    Chefs CornerChefs Corner2 ヶ月 前
  • Census don’t do Jack Shit

    LadiesMan 217LadiesMan 2173 ヶ月 前
    • Yes it does. He explained what it does.

      CiodaCioda2 ヶ月 前
  • I swear John you are the freaking BEST!!! 😂😂

    laserbeaklaserbeak3 ヶ月 前
  • Did you you have alt j commentary at the end???

    JellydogsterioJellydogsterio3 ヶ月 前
  • Brilliantly hilarious ✌🏾😂

    Elayne KElayne K3 ヶ月 前
  • I’m dying 😂

    Alana LokenAlana Loken3 ヶ月 前
  • Total backfire...I want this to fall asleep to at night

    Alexander GarciaAlexander Garcia3 ヶ月 前
  • That reading at the end tho. 😆 "Just folx gettin by"...

    Simone CasillasSimone Casillas3 ヶ月 前
  • Jokes on you I'm into that shit

    OpacreamOpacream3 ヶ月 前
  • Thumbs up if you didn't get counted I thought I had heard it was extended till the end of the year. The census website says 99.9% of households were counted I'm skeptical of that.

    C SC S3 ヶ月 前
  • And this was the best show of y'all's I have ever watched thank you so much 🥰👍

    internetinternet3 ヶ月 前
  • You are awesome!! I've already done both but I like Sean's voice!! Lol

    Kimmy BallKimmy Ball3 ヶ月 前
  • Shit. I don't Floss. But, I and my entire family did fill out the census early this year in May. I did it online and it was easy.

    newdude50newdude503 ヶ月 前
  • Love itttt! Filled my census

    Emilio MCBEmilio MCB3 ヶ月 前
  • jpworlds.info/up/bideo/j5PSsKV3g2to0Ik

    hugo brutushugo brutus3 ヶ月 前
  • Should have checked the comments it never hits the corner yall

    FaurestFaurest3 ヶ月 前
  • That book sounds genuinely interesting though?

    Ben MoormannBen Moormann3 ヶ月 前
  • Thank God for you, John. We need more heros like you.

    Johnny PhillipsJohnny Phillips3 ヶ月 前
  • Fill out the census, because someone from a different country says so. I wish he would do a segment on why ppl do not want to fill out the census.

    Ryan HRyan H3 ヶ月 前
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    Trung Đoàn ThànhTrung Đoàn Thành3 ヶ月 前
  • I like watching the DVD logo bounce around; it classifies in what they now call the "satisfying" category of JPworlds.

    gnitpeohselujgnitpeohseluj3 ヶ月 前
  • You can't spell Census without SUS.

    Adam HoltAdam Holt3 ヶ月 前
  • Just folks gettin by

    Knees DeesKnees Dees3 ヶ月 前
  • I should have listened to John. I listened to the last part and now I’m feeling an emotion I can’t explain. It’s not good tho. It’s not good.

    Vanessa's AmbitionsVanessa's Ambitions3 ヶ月 前
  • John: 40 min show Video: is 4 mins

    Renzo FernandiniRenzo Fernandini3 ヶ月 前
  • I filled out census and register to vote finally. Idk if this will get read but it’s says being Hispanic or Mexican are not considered a race in the census.

    Andrew VazquezAndrew Vazquez3 ヶ月 前
  • Judging by the comments, you underestimated the willingness of Americans to listen to Sean Penn while watching a bouncing DVD logo. Next time, try running advertisements.

    Bill FreeseBill Freese3 ヶ月 前
  • Can't register to vote early in Idaho

    5PVC35PVC33 ヶ月 前
  • I have done both of those things. But im a stubborn botch and suffered through the rest of the video anyways.

    MaeTricksMaeTricks3 ヶ月 前
  • tbh I like this

    Danny SimardDanny Simard3 ヶ月 前
  • ... I wasn't living in the country as of April 1st, so when I went to fill it out, the site said not to.

    godlessyurifangodlessyurifan3 ヶ月 前
  • I didn't do the census cause I live in California and the very last thing I want is more California Democrats in office

    John ClementsJohn Clements3 ヶ月 前
  • Took me 7 min 37 seconds

    Alex LUKENSAlex LUKENS3 ヶ月 前
  • I watched the last 2 minutes, out of respect to the effort.... despite being already registered to vote & counted in the census. You're a bastard, Oliver, but I'm with ya....... If anyone actually took the time to read this, instead of answering the census & registering to vote, you're a dink. 🇺🇲

    Johnny CJohnny C3 ヶ月 前
  • Years later, that DVD screensaver still causes me almost physical pain to watch

    illyxxolicnaximillyxxolicnaxim3 ヶ月 前
  • 3:04

    Jason GrayJason Gray3 ヶ月 前
  • In 1942 the U.S. used the census to round up Japanese Americans and put them in internment camps.

    Brad ZahnBrad Zahn3 ヶ月 前
  • And donate blood too! You'll get tested for COVID antibodies. Takes longer than two minutes, though.

    Laurie GuilbeauLaurie Guilbeau3 ヶ月 前
  • Yes, the democrats declared publicly on national television that they ARE NOT A LEFT PARTY IN ANY WAY, they do not support BLM, they do not support Green New Deal, and they definitely DO NOT support Medicare for all during a global pandemic. Shift your party affiliation and vote according to platform and policy. #GreenParty2020

    Sydney V.Sydney V.3 ヶ月 前
  • Dd nt wtch u tb vi, bc sum1 sed it xmpl of erro n tym travl wen cments, protsts, n pandmc r not valid. Cable, be careful, you are in the age of idiocracy and low I.Q's. The mission is to find Forge, he holds the codes and information. Keith Moon was here. Jimi Hendrix was here. John Wick was here. HULK MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN Dumbell Dump mi--- hav- a CoViD-19 (Coronavirus disease 2019?) heart attac- dur-ng th- n-xt debate. Aw schucks, : No vaccine, no normalcy.

    b cb c3 ヶ月 前
  • Neighbor said they think the questions are "Too personal" so hasn't filled it in. (  ̄^ ̄)

    Alexander R.Alexander R.3 ヶ月 前
  • Sadly, I have read (or tried to read) published novels that were worse than that one. They made me wonder... How the hell to these people get published?

    magellanthecatmagellanthecat3 ヶ月 前
  • I like this story - need to read it (my census is already filled)

    Farie FlyFarie Fly3 ヶ月 前
  • I actually really liked that ending. The gravelly voice too close to my ear kinda gave me chills and I was interested in the story and the way he told it. Thanks for the recommendation.

    Sharona MaynardSharona Maynard3 ヶ月 前
  • Can't wait til the next census when my voice becomes more feminine, and I tell the person on the phone I am in fact a male.

    VOLAIRE'S MINIONVOLAIRE'S MINION3 ヶ月 前
  • I just don't get how people thumb down Last Week Tonight.

    Damon StoneDamon Stone3 ヶ月 前
  • More Sean Penn reading nonsense please! Enrapturing, enthralling, all the big words.

    Nathan AugustineNathan Augustine3 ヶ月 前
  • 14 billion households

    joeyp978joeyp9783 ヶ月 前
  • It was weird. I’ve taken a lot of censuses over the decades. Some years they were one or two pages of tiny type questions about everything. And sometimes I was “selected” to do an interview to represent “my demographic” (single, never married woman). Those would take a couple hours. The little dink thing this year was hardly worth my time to type in the url.

    BrynPoo KCBrynPoo KC3 ヶ月 前
  • Isnt he sposed to be funny? sigh

    Sue CuevasSue Cuevas3 ヶ月 前
  • October 6th, 2020 3:30am. I’m currently torturing myself with the last half of this video just to feel something.

    tori albanesetori albanese3 ヶ月 前
  • And so it was

    camwyn256camwyn2563 ヶ月 前
  • After hearing that excerpt from Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, I think the firemen in Fahrenheit 451 were doing God's work.

    prying eyesprying eyes3 ヶ月 前
  • I love this man😂

    Veronica HaileVeronica Haile3 ヶ月 前
  • Ok so I filled out the census because John Oliver told me to, but I still don’t understand why? he talked so fast I couldn’t understand most of what he said other than “fill out the census”

    S MS M3 ヶ月 前
  • Check and check🤣

    Sarah NgegweSarah Ngegwe3 ヶ月 前
  • Duh

    Alonzo JohnsonAlonzo Johnson3 ヶ月 前
  • It's not dreadful, sheesh!

    Mark PreciousMark Precious3 ヶ月 前
  • This is a painful reminder to me that a friend of mine is one of the people that refuses to fill the census out because she doesn't 'Want the Government tracking their information' and I couldn't convince her otherwise 😑

    WrenWren3 ヶ月 前
  • Yikes. That was painful to listen to. How is he considered one of the great actors out there? He sounds like he should be telling us about diabetes or something. RIP Brimley!

    Frank KFrank K3 ヶ月 前
  • As someone whose filled the census and also registered to vote. Thag last minute was the most amazing thing I've heard this week. Holy shit. That author has issues

    Lovina Vargas-CarriedoLovina Vargas-Carriedo3 ヶ月 前
  • What timing John Oliver! Been meaning to do this for weeks. Finally. This actually worked! Good job Mr. Oliver.

    Emma LiuEmma Liu3 ヶ月 前
  • his voice is hypnotic, it's much better if you just listen to it as a stream of individual, disconnected words. my eyes are getting sleepy.

    mayrni birdmayrni bird3 ヶ月 前
  • Here is a New Only Fans Babe To Cheer Up Everyone's Day ! @t

    Shade LongShade Long3 ヶ月 前
  • My mom filled both of our censuses but I need an ID to register to vote!

    Chris HowertonChris Howerton3 ヶ月 前
  • ... and so it was... smh...

    Eric StodolnikEric Stodolnik3 ヶ月 前
  • I refuse to participate. I don't trust the government. They already know everything about your household. It's all public records. In fact all anyone on the internet needs is your address.

    blue03r6blue03r63 ヶ月 前
  • Okay yea. that took about the length of that clip. thanks for the reminder!

    Kit TillisKit Tillis3 ヶ月 前
  • Yo who disliked this you got what you came for

    Appa of DorneAppa of Dorne3 ヶ月 前
  • How many times does the POTUS have to state that he does not side with white supremacists? He said it numerous times. Make racist Biden say it!

    matt _essmatt _ess3 ヶ月 前
  • It's like listening to a story written on used toilet paper.

    Steven HarknessSteven Harkness3 ヶ月 前
  • I have already completed the census. It was short and sweet. I have now used my free time to tap the subscribe button, so that I can watch more dvd logo screen saver videos! 😃👍

    Rocky SlopeRocky Slope3 ヶ月 前
  • Thank you #DanielO'Brienrules

    Richard MediateRichard Mediate3 ヶ月 前
  • i filled it out once, then got mailed it again so i filled out the mailed version and mailed it in, then i had a representative come to my door and tell me i hadnt been counted yet after doing it twice and when i provided the reference code from finishing it was told it didnt exist and was asked to fill it out online again.

    Dummy EnigmaDummy Enigma3 ヶ月 前
  • EMMY WINNING SHOW: LAST WEEK TONIGHT

    Trent NoorTrent Noor3 ヶ月 前
  • Me in EU with a US VPN: THIS IS AMERICA

    This is CrazyThis is Crazy3 ヶ月 前
  • it's actually a kind of art.

    Schroedinger CatSchroedinger Cat3 ヶ月 前
  • Dear Oliver. I love you, but for some reason it sounds like a goldfish is dying a painful death in the background of this video. I have actually filled out my census form. SERIOUSLY, what in God's name is wrong with this video?

    Jill UngerJill Unger3 ヶ月 前
  • Done both, enjoyed the soothing voice

    Calcifur GamingCalcifur Gaming3 ヶ月 前
  • Obviously I was going to have to watch the DVD symbol the whole time to see if it hit the corner perfectly..

    ÆRationalÆRational3 ヶ月 前
  • I don't like John Oliver much, but I have to say, his (or his writer's or his intern's or whoever) taste in bad lit is impeccable. Holy. Shit.

    Internet OmaticInternet Omatic3 ヶ月 前
  • TFS! I did Census&Vote! I don't think many people realize how the Census affects their day-to-day lives 4 money allocations 2 States&Representation in Govt! Just do Both people!🙏

    Lynda WeisterLynda Weister3 ヶ月 前
  • John where are you? Trying to wait patiently but, tRumps got COVID-19 and karma is a bitch!

    Deborah WilburDeborah Wilbur3 ヶ月 前
  • Thanks John! Just got it done over the phone because of you and this video!!!

    Accutronitis The 2ndAccutronitis The 2nd3 ヶ月 前
  • 3:51-3:52 is as close as you'll get for the logo :(

    HappyThoughtsHappyThoughts3 ヶ月 前
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