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You cheeky bastard 🤣🤣
Why is there a time limit on the Census? They’re essentially cutting out the uninformed procrastinators. I enjoyed that dvd screen and audio book btw. “Wtf was that voice?”
Lol
that guys book actually sounds interesting, strange as all get out, but interesting
Already filled out the census, the rest was lovely
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I guess I'm in the minority as the book seemed just fine to listen to. It was grounded in style with an small absurdist flourish at the end.
I have always gotten a census form in the mail, but this time I have not gotten one, I had to do it on line. Why, when I have lived at the same address for decades. Seems pretty fishy to me.
But I like the dvd thing
Not sure why Oliver disparaged that passage, I thought it was quite appealing, a true realization of the American dream turned nightmare.
i worked for the census :)
I don’t agree with everything said here but it does offer perspective.
A request NOT to include any of Drumb's voice/videos. It is really annoying to hear him everywhere in every news outlet, so much so, that I tend to turn the volume off/change the channel while Drumb is on. I would suggest just putting a picture and in quotes what he said.
Lmao that was unexpected
I mean I missed this when it was relevant, but....shit, this is ASMR as fuck and I’m totally into it.
What is this AD for a DVD Video?? I don't recall John Oliver mentioning anything about a DVD. LOL ;)
Census don’t do Jack Shit
Yes it does. He explained what it does.
I swear John you are the freaking BEST!!! 😂😂
Did you you have alt j commentary at the end???
Brilliantly hilarious ✌🏾😂
I’m dying 😂
Total backfire...I want this to fall asleep to at night
That reading at the end tho. 😆 "Just folx gettin by"...
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Thumbs up if you didn't get counted I thought I had heard it was extended till the end of the year. The census website says 99.9% of households were counted I'm skeptical of that.
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You are awesome!! I've already done both but I like Sean's voice!! Lol
Shit. I don't Floss. But, I and my entire family did fill out the census early this year in May. I did it online and it was easy.
Love itttt! Filled my census
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Should have checked the comments it never hits the corner yall
That book sounds genuinely interesting though?
Thank God for you, John. We need more heros like you.
Fill out the census, because someone from a different country says so. I wish he would do a segment on why ppl do not want to fill out the census.
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I like watching the DVD logo bounce around; it classifies in what they now call the "satisfying" category of JPworlds.
You can't spell Census without SUS.
Just folks gettin by
I should have listened to John. I listened to the last part and now I’m feeling an emotion I can’t explain. It’s not good tho. It’s not good.
John: 40 min show Video: is 4 mins
I filled out census and register to vote finally. Idk if this will get read but it’s says being Hispanic or Mexican are not considered a race in the census.
Judging by the comments, you underestimated the willingness of Americans to listen to Sean Penn while watching a bouncing DVD logo. Next time, try running advertisements.
Can't register to vote early in Idaho
I have done both of those things. But im a stubborn botch and suffered through the rest of the video anyways.
tbh I like this
... I wasn't living in the country as of April 1st, so when I went to fill it out, the site said not to.
I didn't do the census cause I live in California and the very last thing I want is more California Democrats in office
Took me 7 min 37 seconds
I watched the last 2 minutes, out of respect to the effort.... despite being already registered to vote & counted in the census. You're a bastard, Oliver, but I'm with ya....... If anyone actually took the time to read this, instead of answering the census & registering to vote, you're a dink. 🇺🇲
Years later, that DVD screensaver still causes me almost physical pain to watch
3:04
In 1942 the U.S. used the census to round up Japanese Americans and put them in internment camps.
And donate blood too! You'll get tested for COVID antibodies. Takes longer than two minutes, though.
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Neighbor said they think the questions are "Too personal" so hasn't filled it in. ( ￣^￣)
Sadly, I have read (or tried to read) published novels that were worse than that one. They made me wonder... How the hell to these people get published?
I like this story - need to read it (my census is already filled)
I actually really liked that ending. The gravelly voice too close to my ear kinda gave me chills and I was interested in the story and the way he told it. Thanks for the recommendation.
Can't wait til the next census when my voice becomes more feminine, and I tell the person on the phone I am in fact a male.
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More Sean Penn reading nonsense please! Enrapturing, enthralling, all the big words.
14 billion households
It was weird. I’ve taken a lot of censuses over the decades. Some years they were one or two pages of tiny type questions about everything. And sometimes I was “selected” to do an interview to represent “my demographic” (single, never married woman). Those would take a couple hours. The little dink thing this year was hardly worth my time to type in the url.
Isnt he sposed to be funny? sigh
October 6th, 2020 3:30am. I’m currently torturing myself with the last half of this video just to feel something.
And so it was
After hearing that excerpt from Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, I think the firemen in Fahrenheit 451 were doing God's work.
I love this man😂
Ok so I filled out the census because John Oliver told me to, but I still don’t understand why? he talked so fast I couldn’t understand most of what he said other than “fill out the census”
Check and check🤣
Duh
It's not dreadful, sheesh!
This is a painful reminder to me that a friend of mine is one of the people that refuses to fill the census out because she doesn't 'Want the Government tracking their information' and I couldn't convince her otherwise 😑
Yikes. That was painful to listen to. How is he considered one of the great actors out there? He sounds like he should be telling us about diabetes or something. RIP Brimley!
As someone whose filled the census and also registered to vote. Thag last minute was the most amazing thing I've heard this week. Holy shit. That author has issues
What timing John Oliver! Been meaning to do this for weeks. Finally. This actually worked! Good job Mr. Oliver.
his voice is hypnotic, it's much better if you just listen to it as a stream of individual, disconnected words. my eyes are getting sleepy.
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My mom filled both of our censuses but I need an ID to register to vote!
... and so it was... smh...
I refuse to participate. I don't trust the government. They already know everything about your household. It's all public records. In fact all anyone on the internet needs is your address.
Okay yea. that took about the length of that clip. thanks for the reminder!
Yo who disliked this you got what you came for
How many times does the POTUS have to state that he does not side with white supremacists? He said it numerous times. Make racist Biden say it!
It's like listening to a story written on used toilet paper.
I have already completed the census. It was short and sweet. I have now used my free time to tap the subscribe button, so that I can watch more dvd logo screen saver videos! 😃👍
Thank you #DanielO'Brienrules
i filled it out once, then got mailed it again so i filled out the mailed version and mailed it in, then i had a representative come to my door and tell me i hadnt been counted yet after doing it twice and when i provided the reference code from finishing it was told it didnt exist and was asked to fill it out online again.
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it's actually a kind of art.
Dear Oliver. I love you, but for some reason it sounds like a goldfish is dying a painful death in the background of this video. I have actually filled out my census form. SERIOUSLY, what in God's name is wrong with this video?
Done both, enjoyed the soothing voice
Obviously I was going to have to watch the DVD symbol the whole time to see if it hit the corner perfectly..
I don't like John Oliver much, but I have to say, his (or his writer's or his intern's or whoever) taste in bad lit is impeccable. Holy. Shit.
TFS! I did Census&Vote! I don't think many people realize how the Census affects their day-to-day lives 4 money allocations 2 States&Representation in Govt! Just do Both people!🙏
John where are you? Trying to wait patiently but, tRumps got COVID-19 and karma is a bitch!
Thanks John! Just got it done over the phone because of you and this video!!!
3:51-3:52 is as close as you'll get for the logo :(